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the bravest person in the world

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every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

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how are you a lesbian but he him

please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father

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I hear the words "bichon frise" and my brain spends an uncountably long moment frantically overturning every memory I have, desperately trying to remember what foreign luxury car brand I have to pretend to care about in order for this conversation to go favorably. After my every mote of knowledge about cars has been thoroughly ransacked and I am on the verge of failing this social interaction, a smudged sticky note flutters into view that simply says "small white dog."

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So, my spouse has been exploring his gender lately; he also just built himself a new laptop. Today he told me that he in an attempt to process some genderfeels through metaphor, he made a post on a trans forum along the lines of: "I'm a lifelong Windows user and I think I'm pretty good at it. I want to find out what Linux has to offer but I'm afraid I wouldn't be any good at it. And how do you choose the right Linux distro, anyway? Do you have to try them all?"

The responses, he said, were a mix of useful advice about feeling out your gender and useful advice about choosing a Linux distro.

I love trans people so much

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engraved carabiners

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hard to believe there are actually people out there who think that big noses are ugly and unattractive … like what the fuck is wrong with you ?

#my gf and her big nose 🤤

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How the fuck can Israel play a propaganda ad about bringing dads home, an ad that cost millions of dollars and was likely played by OUR TAX DOLLARS and bomb Rafah at the same time? 1.4 million people are stuck in Rafah right now. How the fuck are we standing for this it has been over 3 months of this genocide enough is fucking enough. If you’re sick of hearing about it Palestinians are sick of living it.

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Doof is a double amputee with titanium prostheses.

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can't stop thinking about those skeleton lesbians

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hey guys. did you know that um

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annabeth: 😊😱 percy: 😊😰 grover: 🤭😁

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Over 100 journalists have been killed in Gaza since October 7th.

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idk what to even caption this. smooch

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I think she should climb Gideon as a ladder

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hard to believe there are actually people out there who think that big noses are ugly and unattractive … like what the fuck is wrong with you ?