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When you tell a priest “Happy Father’s Day”

The priest:

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If you’re afraid to cook with butter we can’t be friends.

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Aww Gee that’s probably the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me  want to see your present?  

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Love you big buddy! Sorry I missed your birthday but I was grounded 

@smalltcwnkiids (Eric)

butters, you are the only damn person to have even said happy birthday. 

so, while you just shouldn’t have gotten grounded, just this once. i’ll forgive you. at least you know what it means to be somebody’s friend. 

#dude my buttman heart

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Love you big buddy! Sorry I missed your birthday but I was grounded 

@smalltcwnkiids (Eric)

#sidesblog to scott

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What did she do now Eric?

Heidi is unfunny and a waste of time. So bros, don’t date that bitch.

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“Are you really inviting me to your party Eric?” @cartmanbrah

#cartmanbrah

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hope everyone with a shitty dad is okay today

#doing fine #he's not so bad

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I’m done with romantic love Eric 

Love is like taking a dump, Butters. Sometimes it works itself out, but sometimes you gotta give it a nice, hard push.

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“Sorry Timmy but I don’t think he looks like a Timmy.  “

“Timmy? Timmy!” Timmy cheered at his friend, his mouth opening wide in a smile.

#such a life must be a bit of a curse

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... Did you ever think.. that maybe you.. were. bicurious?

I’ve got dry balls and I’m running out of time.

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Maybe I can help 

I’ve got dry balls and I’m running out of time.

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“I know Timmy this little puppy is adorable what should we name him?” Butters smiled holding up a small fluffy white doggie.

“Timmy? Timmy!” Timmy cheered at his friend, his mouth opening wide in a smile.

#based on a dream I had #(Timmy)

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         “  you look just like your mother.  ”                                                                          i guess i do carry her tenderness well         “  you both have the same eyes.  ”                                                                          because we are both exhausted         “  and the hands.  ”                                                                          we share the same wilting fingers         “ but that rage.           your mother doesn’t wear that rage.  ”                                                                          you’re right.                                                                          this rage is the one thing                                                                          i get from my father.

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........Butters didn’t want to hurt his friend espeically since he know how .. fucked up he could get but he did care about him. His weight would only lead to an early grave. 

“........ No.. I’m saying your unhealthy and I want you to be the best you you can be.   As a friend I worry about you Eric.”

Where is that asshole Butters? He should delete that blog. I’m supposed to have a safe space on the Internet.

#gonna go preaching like he did with maxi on your ass eric #tell you whats up

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Well.. gosh Eric I’m sorry buddy but maybe you could..   exercise a bit? I mean.. it wouldn’t kill you

Where is that asshole Butters? He should delete that blog. I’m supposed to have a safe space on the Internet.

#he's a traitor

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I am your friend Eric consider this tough love

Where is that asshole Butters? He should delete that blog. I’m supposed to have a safe space on the Internet.

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But its not my job anymore Eric I quit months ago I just didn’t tell you 

Where is that asshole Butters? He should delete that blog. I’m supposed to have a safe space on the Internet.