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LMAO not Israel calling for an emergancy UN meeting, when they have done NOTHING but shit on the UN and their resolutions the entire time.... why should we listen to Israel and their "emergancy" when they didnt listen to Palestinians and the countries trying to protect the palestinians by calling for a ceasefire? Israel needs to learn to fight their own fights but they know they'll lose on their own. cry harder assholes.

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I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

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"wasted potential" you are still living!!! your potential is still here, you can carry on

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

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trans people : if you're trying to raise money for food or afford gender affirming surgery , feel free to share all the ways people can donate

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at least there are pansies and fairies and faggots and dykes and transsexuals on this earth. thank god.

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Things you can do on the train

Read a book

Watch the scenery

Color

Paint if you have a steady hand

Talk to friends

Play a video game

Watch a film with a portable DVD player

Kill a demon

Take photos

Listen to music

Snack in the Cafe car

People watch

Possibly play cards

Other things

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my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead

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DIFFERENT WOMEN'S BODY TYPES SHOULD BE REPRESENTED NOT BECAUSE YOU FIND THEM HOT OR SEXY OR WANT THEM TO STEP ON YOU BUT BECAUSE THEYRE NORMAL RAAAAAH RAAAAAAAAAH I DONT CARE THAT YOU WANT A BUFF WOMAN TO THROW YOU SHUT UPPPPPP RAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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I read this bdsm story where the sub was told to roll some dice and the they'd have a reward of punishment based on the number rolled, right? Not that weird of a premise for this sort of thing.

EXCEPT they used two d6s! And I am too much of a tabletop gamer to let that shit slide.

That's not how you do it! You roll a d12 or something so that each possibility has a roughly equal likelyhood.

But 2d6 and 1d12 have completely different probability curves! Look, here's a meme:

See? The punishment/reward most likely is gonna be the one at 7.

Although, I mean... I guess you could argue that this let's you weight the results? Like make 2 and 12 the biggest punishment/reward, so they only rarely roll, whereas smaller punishments/rewards around 7 are more likely.

But I don't know. It seems you'd want to explain that if you did.

Ugh. Another bdsm scenario ruined by unrealistic statistics.

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poptropica youtube tutorial

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Is it okay for non-binary people to wear Packers?

anybody can wear a packer idc

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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

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seeing people reblog posts from a deactivated mutual is like seeing someone drag around the corpse of an old friend through a highway