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you can be a dickhead to me but my whimsy will always haunt your narrative

#many such cases

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kill them with kindness? WRONG! franklin expedition 🛢️🗺️🍽️🪦⛵️🧪⚰️🕳️🛢️🛢️🛟🥩🥩❄️🌫️🔥📜🥩🛟🕳️⚰️🇬🇧🛢️🌫️📜🐻‍❄️🦴🦴🌨️⚰️🍽️🛢️⛵️🗺️🔥❄️🧭🩸🪦📜🔪🕯️⛺️⚓️🛷🍴🥩🫀🥾🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️⚓️🛷❄️🇬🇧🌫️🌫️🛟📜🕳️🫀🥩🇬🇧🧪🥾🛷🗺️🍴📜⚓️🪦🔥🧪⛺️🥩🥩⚰️🛟🧭

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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Measured in letters, not syllables. Please do *not* put your deadname in the tags, I don't want to know that

#polls #poll #the Homestuck naming scheme curse is definitely at work here

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please watch this i cant stop thinking about it

#i quote this constantly and literally no one . I REPEAT. NO ONE. finds it funny

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reblog for sample size !!

#polls #poll #CALICOOOOO FOR SURE

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#polls #poll #YES but literally when i was like 12 or 13 like. very young. #and it was all basically creepypasta garbage

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don’t want to go to the club) the imagination

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Cant stop thinking about this comment under a video about stardew valley rabbits foot drops

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He’s kind of slaying

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Rebis, the Great Work, the Divine Androgyne. Union of Hermes & Aphrodite. Linocut and watercolor versions. Dex livelypocketdust

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Don't ask me for relationship advice cause I'll tell you to kill him

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"what were any of us thinking?" -the regretful video game nerd