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I drafted this while sick and delirious. Go easy on me.

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Writing is not about 'telling an epic story' or 'making something that will outlive you'. Writing is about going "You know what would be fucking awesome?" and then committing word crimes

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The queen and the ugly ass huntsman

op u asked and i delivered😎

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Xie Lian: San Lang is perfect and can literally do no wrong?? I love him so much why is everyone so mean to him???

Xie Lian looking at Hua Chengs handwriting: This is the most embarrassing fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life what the actual fuck is wrong with you?? If you tell anyone I let this happen I swear—

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Imagine the mess if Mc had a boyfriend in the human world but they "broke up" when Mc went on NRC. Because really Mc just disappeared.

However, if a boyfriend would later become an at NRC and believe they would continue their relationship with mc. But Mc has already started a relationship with the Dorm leader.

Malleus: *add jealous dragon noises* Malleus would not take this well and would show obvious jealousy. He would see your "ex" as a threat to your relationship. Malleus would certainly try to make sure that your "ex" stays away from you. Would not try to get along with your "ex" at any point.

Leona wouldn't be very interested. He would know that he would treat you well and that your relationship would be healthy. Still, Leona would have Ruggie keep an eye on your "ex" just to be sure. You also get a lot more hugs.

Azul would try to get your "ex" to sign some contract. The contract would certainly say that your "ex" could not be within a hundred meters of you. He would be a bit off color about this whole situation. It would be best if you talked to him. Azul would love you and not want to break up with you.

Kalim wouldn't realize that there was a problem here or that he should be a little worried. Kalim would be kind and cheerful as always. Definitely would get along well with your "ex".

Riddle would try to be polite to your ex. He would also talk to you about this situation. Riddle would like to make you as comfortable as possible. He would understand that this would be a difficult situation for you.

Idia would be really nervous. He's afraid you'll leave him. An inferiority complex would be a thing. He probably wouldn't try to get to know your "ex". Idia would like to spend much more time with you. And he wouldn't be so willing to spend time apart anymore.

Vil don't consider your "ex" a big threat. He would know his own worth and how your relationship would be good. Even if Vil secretly condemns your "ex" and your taste in men. Well, at least it would have developed.

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justice for rook's freckles

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White Rabbit Fest is already one of my favorite events in the game, and I haven't even finished it yet. The outfits are so fun to draw!

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mY HANDS WERE ITCHING. I COULDN'T STOP MYSELF.

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ORZ

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ツイステ🥫缶飲料

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I CANT BREAHT

(Link to creator 😭😭😭)

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wimdy

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Hyenas kept the winter coat gene.

Ruggie

Ruggie goes poof in winter

RUGGIE WITH EXTRA FLUFFLY HAIR AND TAIL DURING WINTER IM HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

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Post Overblot + Consequences

while i believe that formed Blot would get stuck in/on the Overblotter, causing resuscitation to be nessecary to get their airways clear again and get them breathing, i believe that there would be other effects as well. thus, here is my belief as to what happens to each person (i've gotten to so far in the story)

Riddle: left physically weak to the point of being put on mandatory bedrest, barely able to move for at least the first few of those days. often spacing out for long periods of time, silently mouthing the dorm rules as he cried silent tears.

Leona: oversensitive to most all stimulation, his hearing and smell being the worst offenders. takes nearly 2 weeks of lotion and long medicated baths to recover from his exceptionally dry skin.

Azul: required the heimlich maneuver, stuck in his proper octopus form for several days as his mind goes into a panic whenever he's only got 2 legs. Mind laggy and foggy for the duration of his healing, causing him to be very clingy.

Jamil: the hardest to get breathing again as if he didn't want to wake up. Overuse of his magic put immense strain on his eyes, leaving him partially blinded for a short time. wears a blindfold for at least 24 in the direct aftermath with the worst migraine known to man.

Vil: coughs up blood for at least a few days following the Overblot, takes about 2 weeks to fully recover from breathing in large amounts of his own poison.

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💐 twst jp may 2024 schedule 💐

Early May

🍚 Last Master Chef event!! This one has rice as its main ingredient and features SR Apprentice Chef 👨‍🍳🐙 Azul and 👨‍🍳🤖 Ortho. One can be obtained for free by trading in tokens for a special pick key.

🦁🥏 SSR Clubwear Leona banner! No vignettes, but provides unique furniture.

🤵‍♂️🍎 SSR Platinum Jacket Epel banner! His 💐🍎 Broomquet banner will also make a return.

🐉 Main story update; book 7 part 8!!

🌅🏹 Book 7 limited time banner… SSR Savanaclaw Dorm Uniform Rook??????!!!?!?!!?! It’s so weird being about to see his bare arms for once— This will operate similarly to previous story-related limited time baners; ie this Rook is not permanent.

Mid-May

🤵‍♂️⚔️ SSR Platinum Jacket Silver banner! His 💐⚔️ Broomquet banner will also make a return.

Late May

✨ Tsumsted Wonderland part 3!! This will feature a free R ❤️ Tsumsitter Ace and a free R 🐍 Tsumsitter Jamil. There will also be three limited time banners for SSR 👑 Tsumsitter Vil, SSR 💀 Tsumsitter Idia, and SSR 🐉 Tsumsitter Malleus! The SR Tsumsitters that will appear alongside the SSRs are ♣️ Trey, 🐆 Ruggie, and ⚔️ Silver.

General/Long Term

🎉 Main Story Completion Support Campaign! This will be running from April 26th to June 17th.

There will a period of increased EXP and madol drops for lessons.

Clear as many books of the main story as you can to earn rewards like a SSR perfume and a 10-pull key. Even if you have already cleared the books, you are still eligible for these items.

Easy mode tickets will not be required during the campaign period.

Be sure to check the event campaign page to claim rewards. They will be available to pick up for up to 10 days.

Completion support packs will also go on sale in Sam’s shop.

PLEASE NOTE: this campaign does NOT confirm the end of the main story; rather, this campaign is to encourage people to clear as much of the main story as possible (since it seems like a lot of people have been gated by book 6).

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thinking about boyfriend leona who sees you shivering in the spelldrive stands, so he flies over to you and gives you his uniform’s outer jacket in front of everyone <3