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doomsday my dear updaaaate

read the whole thing here

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I love this fucking gif so much. Violence and killing and destruction

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doomsday my dear updaaaate

read the whole thing here

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what if we kissed in the cone of shame

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going live to work on comics! come hang out and say hi.

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we all joke about getting on government watchlists for our search history but I like to think researching certain things for doomsday has put me on a special tier

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probably gonna be doing a comicstream around 7:30pm PST this evening, since I'm trying to get back in the habit (and since I'm not dying of excessive mucus like I was last week)

hope 2 see u there (◡‿◡✿)

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freehand doodle environments. for witchpoint story

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chris and I have been playing FF7 rebirth and he got so irl mad at me last night because I wouldn't let cloud get off the segway for any reason

#goty

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>at feminism conference

>first male speaker in event's 50 year history

>great and terrible honor

>nervous

>get on stage

>40,000 people staring at me in silence

>all girls

>nervous

>introduce myself

>silence

>shakily bring up first slide of PowerPoint

>"things that I think women like, based on listening to women for 30 years"

>silence

>could hear a pin drop

>somewhere in the crowd a gun is cocked

>deep breath

>next slide

>"Whip-Its"

>deafening silence

>oh god

>I'm done for

>it's so over

>suddenly

>a slow clap

>slow clap builds to a few dozen claps

>few dozen builds to hundreds

>thunderous applause from all 40,000 women

>"finally!" they say

>oh shit

>tenative confidence

>next slide

>"Video games"

>applause continues

>women are stomping their feet

>hooting

>hollering

>next slide

>"treats sometimes"

>cheering

>whistles

>crowd of women chanting

>next slide

>"end of presentation. thank you for listening"

>women applaud me off stage

>pass the upcoming presenter back stage

>is a woman who is going to do magic tricks with a lion

>"thanks for getting them warmed up rookie"

>oh fuck do women like magic tricks

>magician goes on stage

>the women fucking love the magic tricks with a lion

>every day I learn more about women

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reblog to reblog from the person you reblogged from

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also losing my shit at this, like. Iowa gets Real Tornadoes. is this a threat

the oz escape posts on my facebook feed are getting increasingly deranged

there's a lot to unpack here questo, are you sure this is part of the experience

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lmfao thank you for the lore, I didn't want to search it because clearly the algorithm already has me in its jaws

the oz escape posts on my facebook feed are getting increasingly deranged

there's a lot to unpack here questo, are you sure this is part of the experience

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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meet your friends hat-cutting-into-head man, the scarecrow of your waking nightmare, and manic claire danes

(the lion mask would be pretty sick if it were real, no notes)

the oz escape posts on my facebook feed are getting increasingly deranged

there's a lot to unpack here questo, are you sure this is part of the experience

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the oz escape posts on my facebook feed are getting increasingly deranged

there's a lot to unpack here questo, are you sure this is part of the experience

#AI art #bad AI