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I love her SO much

#richard lipschitz #linda monroe #hatchetfield #workin boys

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#harold lauder #the stand (1994) #this harold is such a lil shit #put this fucker in the blorb wiggler

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Harold Lauder being a meme for 9 gifs straight.

#harold lauder #the stand (2020) #owen teague's face is so emotive

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I thought I recognized a fellow traveler.

#angrily eats a payday xD #harold lauder #the stand (2020)

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Owen Teague as Harold Lauder // The Stand, 1.01

#harold lauder #the stand (2020)

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Owen and Freya promoting kingdom of the planet of the apes ❤️❤️❤️

#I AM FOAMING AT THE MOUF #LOOK AT HIM #LOOK AT HIIIIIIIIM #💗💗💗💗 #So excite for this movie

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I low-key love the fact that sci-fi has so conditioned us to expect to be hanging out with a bunch of cool space aliens, that legitimate, actual scientists keep proposing the most bizarre, three-blunts-into-the-rotation "theories" to explain the fact we're not.

Some of my favourites include:

Zoo Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they're not talking to us because of the Prime Directive from Star Trek? (Or because they're doing experiments on us???)

Dark Forest Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they all hate us and each other so they're all just waiting with a shotgun pointed at the door, ready to open fire on anything that moves?

Planetarium Theory: What if there's at least one alien with mastery over light and matter that's just making it seem to us that the universe is empty to us as, like, a joke?

Berserker Theory: What if there were loads of aliens, but one of them made infinite killer robots that murdered everyone and are coming for us next?!!

Like, the universe is at least 13,700,000,000 years old and 46,000,000,000 light years big. We have had the ability to transmit and receive signals for, what, 100 years, and our signals have so far travelled 200 light years?

The fact is biological life almost certainly has, does, or will develop elsewhere in the universe, and it's not impossible that a tiny amount of it has, does, or will develop in a way that we would understand as "intelligent". But, like, we're realistically never going to know because of the scale of the things involved.

So I'm proposing my own hypothesis. I call it the "Fool in a Field" hypothesis. It goes like this:

Humanity is a guy standing in the middle of a field at midnight. It's pitch black, he can't move, and he's been standing there for ages. He's just had the thought to swing his arms. He swings one of his arms, once, and does not hit another person. "Oh no!" He says. "Robots have killed them all!"

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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

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Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.

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Can I say something is it finally safe to say that I don't find the popular trend of white people on this site who aren't muslim saying inshallah for jokes funny and I never did

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im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

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Harold you ain't eat enough, that's why when you fall down that cliff it sound like

LegosThrownDownHardwoodStaircase.wav

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NO MR KING I CANNOT DIG MY MAN!!!!! HE IS NOT A RIGHTEOUS MAN!!!! STOP ASKING!!!!!

#its an absolute bop tho

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I HATE THEATER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sometimes, I feel like people forget that Richie is kinda a little gross in npmd. Like that part where he told Pete he should just "hit it and quit it" about Ruth, like that's a weird if not gross way to talk about your friends. I'm not saying that he's the worst human being on planet earth, I just think that because so many people in this Fandom relate to his character that they throw an insane amount of headcanons on him and now his original character traits are long gone. Guess thats just what Fandoms do though

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#richie lipschitz #npmd #starkid #hatchetfield #richie is a nasty lil perv and everyone in hatchetfield is a jerk #(richie is also my fav dont come at me)

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Last night I dressed Wally for something (Wally's Puppet, you know?) And him gazing down at me while I miserably Tie a Tie incorrectly for thirty Minutes was so funny. I'm so Sorry Wally

#wally darling #what a sweet lil guy

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