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I open tiktok/insta and see girls with hundreds of stanley cups, while back in my day, one cup was enought to support TWO girls

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I need ppl to stop being concerd like i need friends who will hold my hair up when i purge not get all concerd and shit 🤑

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Gang what if i shoved legos down robert downey jrs throat?

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The fact that i exist irritates me atleast twice a day

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I dont need a nap, i need to be out in a coma

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If you think i yap alot, wait till you here the voices in my head

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Some of you guys should not post ur spotify wrapped publicly

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Hormones? Yea i sure hope she does

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The most bittersweet moment is hitting pan on your fav makeup

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Asking the orthodontist to put me down 😮‍💨🙏🙌

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Retail shopping isnt hitting anymore, i need to buy land

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I have a gut feeling asmr people are the most pretentious fuckers ever

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Girl rot but it a pink glittery way

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I would trade 5 years off of my life to be the prettiest girl in a room again any given moment

But i cant say that, id be a bad feminist

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When ur walking g to class all happy n shit but then deftones comes on ur aipods so u gotta lock in

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One more mental crisis and im going to be a dear hannah prep girl

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