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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

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Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

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My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”

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Everyone’s out here like “Taylor Swift’s ex this” and “Taylor Swift’s ex that” And Taylor Lautner is just like *does a flip*

#I’m sorry #this is terrible #the mania just hits me sometimes #Taylor swift

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Me when I went to my first rodeo

#I’m being serious btw #I was very scared #bull riding is not a not scary sport #not that I rode bulls #but it was scary to watch #also rodeo clowns are a different breed of clown

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If you ever feel like you don't contribute to fandom because you "only" comment—

A regular serial commenter just joined a fandom Discord server I'm on and people are coming out of the woodwork to thank her for her service to the fandom, expressing how much joy her comments on their works bring them.

Remember—they're never only comments.

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They don’t want us medicated (“do you want to be dependent on that for the rest of your life?”), they don’t want us unmedicated (“please stop doing xyz, why can’t you do abc?”), they just want us to stop being neurodivergent.

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Gaaayyy

"Yes. And?"

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Ava: Bea, Lilith won't come out of her room.

Beatrice: Just tell her I said something

Ava: Like what?

Beatrice: Anything factually incorrect

Lilith, a few minutes later: You told Ava the sun is a fucking planet-

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Everyone who's ever had a crush on Percy is so funny to me bc it's literally like

Reyna: I could fix him

Rachel: I could fix him but whatever the hell is wrong with him is so much funnier

Nico: I could make him worse

Annabeth: pls stop messing with my specimen I'm trying to observe him and yall are fucking up the variables

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Okay so I just realized that The Lightning Thief was published in 2005. You tie that into the whole "cell phones attract monsters" thing and now this detail is just fucking hilarious to me. Like imagine if Percy got attacked by a monster just because he tried using one of these things:

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Ava Silva so real because if my partner doesn't want to run away and have fun when the world is on the brink of ending, I'd kill myself too

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I’ll really say some shit like “the real royal family” or “the only royal family I care about” like I haven’t spent the entirety of my two off days IN THE TRENCHES of these Princess Katherine of Wales conspiracies and the overlapping symbolism between her and The True Queen Diana Spencer.

#I’m sorry #my grandmother was obsessed with Princess Diana and I guess I inherited that gene #she has one of those collectible China plates with Princess Diana’s face on it mounted to her wall #it is the only wall decoration she owns #she has a mural of Elvis painted on the wall across from her toilet tho so idk if that counts too #not wn #princess Diana #the british royal family #where is princess Kate #these conspiracies are crazy #my personal favorite is the tiktoker who said Kate is going to announce Rep TV when she returns #but the one where she’s having her organs harvested for the k*ing? #what in the house of scorpion type shit #I’m losing my mind

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Things Percy Jackson remembers in Son of Neptune:

Annabeth exists

I met Annabeth at a camp

Annabeth and I kiss sometimes

Fuck Ares

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#he really said we cope through humor