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WRITE IT!!! WRITE THAT SELF INDULGENT SHIT!!!

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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

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He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle

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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

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STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

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Someone I’ve known for 20+ years just posted this on my Facebook wall and I’ve never felt more seen in my entire life.

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I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

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MARY POPPINS (1964) dir. Robert Stevenson

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Instead of conversion camps, there were camps to make you more gay.

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I just wanted you all to know that your collective headcanon of Poe not liking being called “Master” by the droids that you were right.

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do u read my blog like a morning newspaper everyday or do u hate me and want me to die

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Expedition Everest

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This is an Australian sponge crab. I can’t

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Yeah, I'm fine

*Types "«character name> x reader" into tumblr search bar*

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girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months

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All 13 full moons of 2023

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They’ve made a lesbian adaptation of “Grease” where the greasers are butches and the pink ladies are femmes.