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A ONCE IN A GENERATION ATHLETE - adam baidawi

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I was born to sit in a cafe doing fuck all

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me and the followers i pulled by saying nothing and sharing other peoples pretty images

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Lance: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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seb retired at 12:00 fernando called stroll at 12:01 then told otmar he was leaving the team and blocked him alpine announced oscar while mark webber was asleep oscar denied he had a contract with alpine meanwhile mclaren hasn't told danny ric he's fired yet and zak brown has promised a seat to every twink he's come across in the past 6 months ferrari is prostituting charles so that tifosi stop talking about sunday's flop and pierre and george are on a date in greece

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sebastian vettel really did create the funniest silly season by announcing his retirement and disappearing for the summer break

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a series of unfortunate events

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my (35M) colleague (40M) has been bitching for 20 years straight about being treated unfairly so I finally got sick of it and walked out of a mandatory meeting while he was talking and got a $25k fine, AITA?

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the fact that this is EXACTLY what happened

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The philosophy of "So?" is the most freeing thing

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CALLUM ILOTT at Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya (via Iron Lynx)

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@.susie_wolff ☀️💛

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I'm completely fine 🥲

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in his social media queen era

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lewishamilton: back by popular demand!