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i need to gnaw on somebody

#if i may speak candidly. i am going insane #truly starting to feralise #biting and growling. about to start foaming at the mouth #i Will bite the hand that feeds me and i will bite it clean off #someone touch me!! i promise i'll be normal about it!!!! i promise i won't rip apart the first person to show me physical intimacy!!!!!! #i am now having thoughts about the inherent romance/eroticism of foxes and bunnies or wolves and sheep

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why did he say this

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

#no i don't need it anymore #i left it with them for a reason #we traded

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Monica Vitti in L'AVVENTURA 1960 | Michelangelo Antonioni

#i think maybe i was meant to look like this

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what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

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fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes

#careful. you're reinventing sherlock

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"well if it's not androgynous what should a nonbinary person look like??" ***EXTREMELY LOUD BUZZER SOUND*** WRONG!!!! YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!!!!!!! NOBODY "SHOULD" ANYTHING!!!! THAT IS NOT WHAT QUEERNESS IS ABOUT!!!!! GO TO THE CALM DOWN CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE JUST SAID.

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↖ this sick son of a bitch listens to music

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The first animation test for Echo, showing anticipation, action, and follow through. I think her little sneeze is pretty cute, and finally got a version to upload properly.

#echo is v sweet!

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Roberto Ferri, APOLLO E DAFNE, 2020 (details).

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@dustsculptures

insane bakery that I found out exists near me btw. need her expeditiously

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“7-30” by Yizheng Ke

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I must look so stupid sucking his balls while he watches porn 🫣

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I have been somewhat obsessed with the phrase "In what scientists are calling 'pretty gay,'" for many years because of this ancient xkcd

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Wunking and entering

#i think that makes sense physics wise actually #bc of the shape of the window (big. long) it has quite some flexibility to it #so a lot of pressure in one place (hoof) bends it instead of breaking it #plus the walls seem to be made of cardboard(?) and plaster so it would be pretty easy to take chunks out of them #and when the window falls one the ground there's no room for flexing or bending bc thats where the ground is #so instead of innocently distributing the force across the window‚ the glass is forced to shatter #(also the force is immediately everywhere on the window so distribution isnt rlly an option anyway)