βΈ» scott swears he feels his already holly jolly heart grow three sizes when a touch of christmas magic can light up someone's day ; he's made it a point to journey down from the hustle & bustle of his hive of a workshop every so often to check in on the state of the world in person rather by scrying a snowball sprinkled with magic . β what's not to like ? mother nature 'n father time got a lot t'say , but somethin' about finally puttin' a face to a . . . uh . . . β a name ? not quite . β it's just nice to meet ya' , puts everything into fruition . comet might just be in it for the candy in your pockets . β comet glances up , caught red - hoofed , ears perked , then rolls large brown eyes . scott on the other hand , is a fan of their wordplay & belts out an affirming β hey - o ! β mitten strokes his beard in thought . β comet's got an attitude on him sometimes , but he's a dependable member of the sleigh team . they've been on the job long enough to be pros -- even take the babies under their wing for flyin' lessons ! er . . . antlers . β
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βΈ» β i think comet likes yaβ , pal . β scott β ho ho hoβs β to himself observing his favorite reindeer companion nibble on the otherβs scarf.
Continuous gli- gli-Β glitched giggles leave them grinning as they let Comet gnaw at their comfort scarf,Β their knees on the surface and shaky hands playing with his antlers.Β Β β Β I - I - IIIII like me as well!Β Β βΒ Β they gently pat themself on the head as to emphasize before they do the same to Comet.Β βΒ Β JUST as much as I like Co- I like Comet tooooo!β¦ Oh my gosh, you - you are - you are so cuβ!Β Β Β βΒ Β The sudden lick on the face from him elicits a delighted squeak, then a louder giggle.Β Β βΒ Β What is it like to take care of the rein- of the reindeers, Scott!? There is noooo way they can be naughty when Comet is soβ¦ en- en- enDEARing!Β Β βΒ Β A rush of pride runs through them at the pun as they give Scott a smugly smirk then.
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βThat was the speech?β
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βΈ» scott turns from thousand of elves to his head elf , quirking gray brows with hands on girthy hips . β uhh , yeah , bernard , that was the speech . β he then tosses them up in a shrug . β itβs ten days βtill christmas , the elves know itβs go time ! hey , if you get any more high strung iβm gonna be forced to give yaβ a vacation ! β he cackles & gives bernard a slap on the shoulder , shoots finger guns his way .
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βWhat a terrible pun. Where - where do - where do you get those jokes?β
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βΈ» heβs unbothered by lack of laughter he gets , rather used to it by now when he cracks a joke ; if not that , then a chorus of groans or a roll of the eyes . β eh , it comes with fatherhood . β
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The Muppet Christmas CarolΒ {Sentence Starters}
βThat was the speech?β
βCome on, Iβll catch you.β
βWhy are you whispering?β
βItβs for dramatic emphasis.β
βIs it too early for breakfast?β
βYou can fit through those bars?β
βGod save my little, broken body!β
βWhy do you doubt your senses?β
βNah, itβs all rightβ¦ This is culture!β
βThank you for not shouting at me.β
βWhy do you delight in torturing me?β
βItβs good to be doing anything again.β
βThereβs distance in your eyes tonight.β
βHaunted? Iβve already had enough of that.β
βTomorrow, you become a man of business!β
βI will bid you welcome, what is mine is yours.β
βI know what I must ask. I fear to, but I mustβ¦β
βHey, Iβm being stolen! Hey, help me! Help me!β
βUm, are you sure itβs safe for us to be up here?β
βHe ainβt hurt. Didnβt even lose his concentration.β
βAnd therefore, you can leave this house at once.β
βI wish you well, but I must leave you, now, alone.β
βYour future is a horror story written by your crime.β
βCanβt I meet them all at once and get it over with?β
βMother always taught me: Never eat singing food.β
βI donβt think Iβve ever met anybody like you before.β
βAfter all, thereβs only one more sleep βtil Christmas.β
βWhat a terrible pun. Where do you get those jokes?β
βIf he became a flavor, you can bet he would be sour.β
βThereβs magic in the air this evening, magic in the air.β
βThese events can be changed! A life can be made right.β
βOh, this is too scaryβ¦ I donβt think I wanna see any more!β
βWe specialized in causing pain, spreading fear and doubt.β
βI fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose!β
βLife is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it.β
βThe world is at her best, you know, when people love and care.β
βSo, have your fun. When life is done, a nightmare waits for you.β
βThere are two things in this life I hate: heights, and jumping from them.β
βBoy, thatβs scary stuff! Should we be worried about the kids in the audience?β
βBut, thereβs nothing in nature that freezes your heart like years of being alone.β
βThat one thing you must remember, or nothing that follows will seem wondrous.β
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