in this current age of online sw, do you think non-nude camming and onlyfans is still a sustainable way to make money?
Honestly yeah - now more than ever. Practically no one used to know what a camgirl even was back in the day, and if they did they just assumed it was 100% of the time hardcore solo p0rn. On MFC, only a handful of strictly non explicit performers made a sustainable (or at times handsome) income - but we were definitely recognized as being more than a little weird. I don't think being non-nude outcast us in any way - but there was still an element of "oh wtf wait you ACTUALLY don't strip???" that persisted right up until the end of 2019 when I retired from live streaming.
OnlyF*ns changed that practically overnight. There was a rush of new creators making bikini pages or lewd focused content that wasn't viewed as unusual in the way it was on MFC.
I still think it's like that, tbh. I think now more than ever, creators can choose to create lewd content and profit sustainably off of it. There has been and always will be pressure for lewd creators to "do more", but careful strategizing and mindful marketing can make the tease last forever, and in a fun way.
This is not to assume that it is at all easy, because obviously it isn't, but I follow like 10 different totally non-explicit creators on OF that make BUCKETS more money than I do so ... yep, definitely still an option lol
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An Updated Approach: Changes between Then and Now
Good morning Survivors - I hope all is well, and that youāre keeping good care of yourself and continuing to secure the bag as best you can.
Iāve been using OF for three years as of this month, and a lot has changed between now and then: massive changes to consumerās time, interests, trust and (of course) financial freedom. My own approaches have changed in a few key areas as well which I think are not only beneficial to my income (and sanity), but also to my continued longevity on the platform.Ā
After three years, things have felt stale. Itās not just for a creatorās perspective: long term users (who tend to provide the most reliable support) have also grown tired of old strategies. To keep things brief, because Iām definitely procrastinating starting my day by writing this article (what else is new), Iām going to rapid fire some of my recent changes and why I find them helpful.
THINGS IāVE BEEN DOING DIFFERENTLY
1. NO MORE LEWD SOCIAL MEDIA
Lewd social media was fucking killing me, and I think it was also killing some of my chances of securing actual subscribers, not just followers on free platforms like Twitter or Instagram. To dodge TOS in terms of overt sexuality, a lot of creators shifted toward making content as lewd as they were able to without getting flagged for a shadowban, mostly by utilizing generically horny audios and trends to attract attention in hopes of finding new subscribers.
This works for other people just fine. I thought it would work for me, but it didnāt, namely because I fucking hated shooting lewd reels. Since I still run a primarily lewd page, I think the dissonance between hypersexual social media content and a more tease-focused page was generating a bit of a boost in initial subscribers but more often than not they would stay for a month, not purchase anything, and then leave. If my reels were garnering hundreds of thousands of views at a time, maybe the boost in sub income would have been enough, but by and large the approach just flopped for me. Low views on reels I didnāt like making just made me hate myself and the more I compared myself to creators getting a lot more attention than me, the less and less I wanted to post to social media at all.
So, I threw in the towel. I logged out of my old instagram (which was shadowbanned as shit anyway) and kind of just walked away from it, even though I felt like leaving behind 75k followers was a little heartbreaking. The truth was that the number was just a number, and no matter how many followers it looked like I had, no one was able to see my posts anyway ... so, I called it quits. The account is still up, I just donāt use it or look at it anymore. Huge relief to my mental health, to be honest.
I created a totally SFW account where I simply took photos and a few easy Reels here and there in outfits I really liked. To make my life easier, I would shoot a bunch of lewds at the same time - in the same outfits I was posting to Instagram - and then use those for OF. To my surprise, my subscriber count started going up, and my existing subscribers started to tell me that they were excited to see my SFW IG posts because they knew theyād get to see me put a lewd spin on things on my OF feed.Ā
Not only am I enjoying social media a lot more now, but it seems like itās benefiting me in surprising ways, which makes me want to dress up in fun outfits more - creating an upward cycle of enjoyment rather than a downward spiral of disappointment. This may be mostly beneficial because of my specific style (lewd rather than nude, etc) but who knows: maybe itāll help you if you feel youāre in a similar spot.
2. NICHE DOWN (AKA ENJOY UR FUKIN LIFE)
The biggest advantage Iāve experienced has very little to do with OF at all, which is perhaps my favourite shift in approach so far: Iāve stepped into my gamer girlie era, I guess. I started on Twitch about a year ago mostly as a hobby (because holy shit I really needed to do something other than shoot smut all the time) and itās not only made my life a lot better, but itās boosted genuinely interested subscribers, too.Ā
I hate to constantly monetize all of my passions, but the bottom line I think is that when people can tell youāre genuinely interested in something, the authentic enjoyment comes across as attractive. I play a lot of Zelda and have incorporated elements of this into everything I post online, including my OF content. Because the characters in the game wear elf ears, I started wearing a cheap pair of elf ears from Amazon and boom: Iām the Elf Girl now. Random niche, but lovers of the game series and randoms alike, I have something that apparently sets me apart (considering it was fucking $10 ears Iāll take it lol), and itās driving interest and engagement.Ā
I guess what Iām saying is this: find your own thing, and see what happens. At the very least youāll spend a little time doing what you love, and best case scenario, it complements your OF. I donāt know if it really even matters what that thing is - people are starting to look for more personality, and letting yours shine through a bit more might be a good idea.
3. PERSONALIZED APPROACH
This ties into the last paragraph, and is also my biggestĀ ākey pointā: long term OF users are getting tired of the same old same old. Theyāre not stupid and they donāt want to be treated like ATMs. They know that when creatorsĀ āfollow backā itās got nothing to do with continuing connection and everything to do with being able to spam them with PPVs even after their subscription ends. Theyāre really sick of S4S on the feed. Theyāre well aware a ton of creators are run by management agencies and theyāre bored of hypersexualĀ āu up?ā sexting prompts. Now Iām not saying these approaches donāt work at all - because jesus christ Iām well aware that the top of the top girlies are doing all this shit and making way more money than I am - but what Iām noticing is Iām retaining subscribers more now than I was when I was relying solely on mass messages.Ā
Iāve started reaching out individually to new subscribers with an actual handwritten welcome message as they arrive. It always includes a simple snap photo of me in whatever Iām wearing (usually my robe while holding a cup of coffee since I check notifications in the morning) - and the response for a very simple action has been overwhelmingly positive. People are shocked that a creator would touch base and say thank you by hand. Itās boosted engagement and boosted sales, and Iām not looking too closely at analytics, but itās also seeming to boost renew-on numbers as well.Ā
At the end of the day, OF just isnāt that deep. People are still looking for two simple things: fap content to make themselves feel good physically with, and a chance to interact with a hot girl to boost their mood. Making sure weāre not forgetting the latter half seems increasingly more important these days.
Side note: as a camgirl graduate, I saw this exact same shift on MFC years ago. We had a couple years ofĀ āfast easy moneyā when people believed we were all rabidly horny exhibitionists, but when it became increasingly obvious that it was a job like any other job, people started to lose the emotional connection which slowed or stopped financial support. As that dip occurred, a lot of creators started to pour focus into emotional connection to varying degrees. At the bare minimum, we prioritized conversation time just as much as sexy time, and it created anotherĀ āfeastā period after a short famine. Interesting to see cycles repeat themselves on OF, too.Ā
4. UTILIZING PAST CONTENT: MOST RECENT STRATEGY
When youāre using a paid page, OF doesnāt allow for locked feed posts. They also donāt provide any sort of āvideo storeā or clip shop setup, which is a huge let down in terms of utilizing previously created work longer term. The ability to even scroll down the feed of a creator who has been posting for more than a year is borderline impossible: eventually, with enough scrolling, the browser simply crashes.
So far this year Iāve made a ton of fantastic photo and video sets that sell really well upon release and then just gather dust. There are a bunch of strategies to re-release content, but Iāve found puttingĀ āre-releaseā in the description of a PPV kind of turns people off for whatever reason. So, I cooked up a new idea, and it is paying off very well.
I went back to January and tagged all January posts under a label titledĀ āJanuaryā (creative, I know). I then went over to Canva and created a āJanuary Favouritesā graphic that includes a small preview photo and a brief description of the video: something likeĀ ābooty focused in black lace lingerieā, with the time of the video and number of photos included, as well as the price. In the post description box itself, I copy/pasted my actual captions from my message history.
People can request this content to be hand delivered. I tell them to message me the date and title of the video (itās an easy copy paste for them), and then I send over the content via PPV. Since Iāve been using my organization structure for a while now, all I have to do is access the folder on my computer, drag and drop the content and copy/paste the caption from the post itself.Ā
What Iāve noticed is a huge uptick in old content sales. People will often order two or three at a time. So far this is the best method of delivering old content that Iāve devised so far, and even though itās a little more labor intensive than just re-sending old messages, the personal connection makes it more appealing to the supporter.
Shameless plug: here is the Etsy listing for how I organize my content.
https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1351112056/my-content-organization-system-for?click_key=68f2357cc7e2bf776dac1b1ed744ef9d62ff16bb%3A1351112056&click_sum=0c185da1&ref=shop_home_active_7&crt=1
Since this is working, Iām creating a master list of all content to date. It isĀ tedious, but is also paying off. I went to my own profile and sorted my feed byĀ āascendingā rather thanĀ ādescendingā, which brought me waaaay back to the very bottom of my feed. From there, I created a label for 2019 and 2020, and then started adding every single post to those labels. In 2020 alone, I made 1200 individual posts. A lot of these had 10 to 15 photos attached to them. While this was well and great at the time, the reality is no one was able to even see them anymore, so some pruning was definitely in order.
After sorting all of 2020, I ādeletedā a lot. It seems that clickingĀ ādeleteā was a much slower process in terms of actual page loading time, so instead I moved everything to my private archive (where Iāll eventually go and work on manually removing when I find the time). Bottom line is this: I chose the best of the best in terms of posts, removedĀ āduplicatesā (since Iād often break up a photoset into 5 or so individual posts, I simply kept one or two from that shoot and removed the rest), and then advertised the new label to anyone wanting to see the best of what I had to offer to the feed for that year. In the end I took thingsĀ down from 1200 posts to 400. Itās still a lot of content, but itās little enough that it can actually be scrolled through without breaking the browser.Ā
My next step is to do what Iāve been doing for 2023, but for the entirely of 2020 in oneĀ ā2020 Favouritesā post: the same style graphic with brief descriptions on the image and longer captions in the body of the post. This way people will be able to clickĀ ā2020ā³ and choose from a list easily. Since itās working well enough for more recent content, I have high hopes that this method will continue to work for all the content Iāve offered so far (or at least the content I want to re-release).
This is where the longevity aspect comes in. On months where I make fewer new sets, I want to be able to utilize old sets to offset income loss.Ā
In reality, there will come a day where I stop making new lewd content with any frequency. I want my page to continue to be attractive to new subscribers without it feeling too recycled. With a massive (hand made and slightly labor intensive)Ā āvideo shopā available and an easy way to actually see all the content Iāve made so far, I feel strongly that I will be able to continue to profit off OF even if my new, more involved content sets become fewer and further between. This can also help to insulate me from periods of stress or illness where Iām simply forced to pause new work to a stronger degree.
My Workflow Now:
I wake up and check my messages, being sure to look at ānew subscribersā and reach out to each one personally. I attach a simple selfie and open the door to future communication without it feeling tooĀ ābusiness-yā.Ā
I then reply to all my other messages and provide content requests via PPV. Since itās just a matter of dragging/dropping and copy/pasting, it doesnāt take me long, and it still comes across as authentic communication with me (the creator) myself.Ā
Often Iāll put on a comfy pair of panties and a cute little bra and shoot a couple basic posts for the feed just to keep things updated, and then work on dressing up in something fun to make SFW socials posts. After shooting SFW, I make a lewd photoset in that outfit (upskirt shots, strip teasing, etc) and Iāll shoot a short video or two to include as a new PPV. I queue the feed post, send off the PPV and get ready for Twitch, where I get to be myself and attract an audience interested in my personality and potentially attracted enough to how I look to drive them to search for NSFW content.Ā
At this point, Iām really enjoying how Iām doing things. So far this month Iāve only released two PPVs and Iām still sitting at a maximum of 350 subscribers, but Iāve pulled around $5,000 and can expect at least a little more by the end of the month. For considerably less frantic and exhausting work, Iām making more than enough to support myself and save, and thatās good enough for me. It feels good, too.Ā
Not all advice will be advice on how to make $100,000 in a month or whatever. What I aim for is consistent and long term income without burning myself out, and these changes have honestly been really helpful. I hope they might stand to help you, too.
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Get Off Your Ass and Start Shaking It
Tough love for creators who need a push
I need to get my head out of my ass and start believing in myself again, so Iām writing this for myself - but sharing it for anyone who might benefit from seeing it. Enjoy a little slap from yours truly - free of charge.Ā
1. Accept that youāre starting from āscratchā.
The internet is different now. Sex work is different now. If youāre an OG, itās important to recognize that burnout isnāt just OnlyFans burnout - itās industry burnout. We didnāt get a chance to catch our breath between having had ManyVids and MFC and then OnlyFans and now the biggest bitch of them all, visibility on social media. Our tweets used to show up and now they donāt. Our followers used to see us on Instagram, and now they donāt. We can cry about this all we like (and I do so frequently because itās more healthy than just bottling it all up), but tears wonāt pay the bills, baby. Time to pull up your socks and get moving.Ā
2. Do your best not to overthink it.
There are a million and one theories on how to do things ārightā, when in reality, sometimes a single Reel about absolutely nothing with zero effort involved will hit the algorithm and pop the fuck off. Strategizing can be good, but staying up to date with the theories surrounding advertising should be inspiring, not crippling. Weāre doing away with creation paralysis. Brush yourself off, and focus on making content to the best of your ability. Who cares if itās only selfies and low effort shit for now? People will pay for pretty much anything, and if you have any semblance of a following, they want to see what you put out even if itās not āto your standardsā.
3. Switch up your routine.
This sounds brutal because it is, but this is what Iāve been doing as of late: and itās helping. Youāll come up with justifiable reasons why this may not be right for you - but ask yourself if what youāre doing right now is right for you. Are you achieving what you want to achieve with the routine you have? Do you even have a routine? This is tough love, but itās meant to be a realistic look at where youāre at, followed by support to get you to where you want to be.Ā
A month ago I started plugging my phone in across the room and setting an alarm for 5:30am. I have to physically get up to turn it off. Itās a brutal way of waking up (even though the alarm I have is all peaceful and cute, but still) - but it gets me up. I have my robe and slippers waiting for me, and I do not allow myself to get back into bed. I do my best work in the morning after coffee and before my first meal of the day. Iām not saying you need to work with this timeline, but if youāre a sleep-until-nooner, set your alarm for 10am. If youāre a work-later-on, set an alarm for when you need to start work - and then get your ass up. Itās hard to build a routine but much easier to maintain it once the habits are in place, so have a little faith in yourself. I donāt care how many times Iāve started, hit the ground running, and then crashed and burned, because guess what happened while I was running? I made money. Focus more on the positives of when you are functional, rather than moaning about the times when youāre not. If youāre in this industry it means you have, at some point or another, made it work for you. You can do it again.Ā
I get out of bed at 5:30am, rinse off in the shower, make my coffee and do a beauty routine that makes me feel really fucking pretty. Sure, messy hair and an instagram filter can do just fine, and again - any content is better than no content - but I feel my best after dry brushing my skin (hello cellulite and the obvious signs of ageing, lol) and then applying a really nice smelling lotion all over my body. I have been listening to Ariana Grande instead of my usual lofi (or just fucking silence, which also isnāt great for my motivation levels). Pump yourself the fuck up. Youāre a bad bitch under the weight of all of this self imposed pressure and comparison, you just need to wake that energy up again, and you can do it. Take your meds and drink your water. After coffee Iām in my most positive state to work through my inbox. Yeah, a neglected inbox on OnlyFans is going to take a hot fucking minute to get through but once you actually do it, itāll be easier moving forward. Buck up, baby - you can do hard things, and the payoff will be worth it.Ā
Setting actual times to get shit done is helping me immensely. I work on OnlyFans until noon. At noon, my second alarm goes off and I get up and eat and stretch and do something other than look at my phone. Most importantly: PAT YOURSELF ON THE FUCKING BACK! If youāve done something more than you did the day before or the week before or the month before, youāre moving. Youāre going. Youāre doing. Our nasty little brains can always tell us we could be making more of ourselves but you know what, fuck that shit. Focus on doing 1% more than you did the day before. Rome wasnāt built in a day and again: youāre starting fresh from this moment forward. Kick the shit out of that voice in your head that wants to compare you to other people or, worse, compare you to what you āused to be able to doā. Fuck it, whatever, we are where we are - all we can do is work with that and make the most of it.Ā
4. Schedule, schedule, schedule
Instagram allows you to schedule posts. If you do your makeup to shoot for OnlyFans, make two or three reels. Schedule them to post over the next few days. If you manage to shoot a few photos for OnlyFans, make a semi-SFW one and queue that up as well. Places like TweetDeck will allow you to even schedule Twitter posts in advance. Pound an energy drink (or take your meds, if you need that extra focus as I know many of us do) and get āer done. That way you can focus on working for shit down the line rather than trying to do everything day by day. OnlyFans lets you queue, so utilize it! Setting aside even one day to sit in your grubby sweatpants and just hammer out scheduling can be so fucking advantageous not only to building your success, but to strengthening your confidence and mental health.
Iām not going to blatantly call justifiable reasons excuses, but sometimes you need to really look at what your internal monologue is saying and whether or not itās advantageous. If youāre depressed as shit, there are so many strategies out there to get you moving even while youāre depressed. If youāre ADHD or neurodivergent, there are strategies for you, too. The playing field is not level and if youāre starting from a rough point in your life, working will be really hard - but whatās the alternative? Not working, and making it even harder? I know you know this already, but youāre probably using this knowledge to beat yourself senseless. Stop. Even for one day, actively shout (out loud or into a pillow, whatever) at the nasty voice in your head that tells you that youāre too limited by your current position to crawl out of the hole you feel like youāre in. You can handle a scheduling day. Tell yourself, over and over again, that you can handle it. Even if you take breaks every hour to screech like a banshee or cry onto your keyboard, you can push through it. Send it. I believe in you in the same way I push myself to believe in myself. Itās not easy for any of us - but nothing ever is.Ā
This isnāt bullshit coming from someone whoās doing well. I struggle so, so much. This shit is a grind for me, too. I berate myself and compare myself and am so fucking self critical that it can be immobilizing - but I have to smack some sense into myself once in a while and remind myself that I can grind even when I feel like I canāt. Sometimes I lean into being outright delusional. I love lucky girl syndrome. Shove your head into the clouds and pretend that youāre the absolute best version of yourself, even if you feel like absolute dogshit. The vibes may not last long, but if they last long enough for you to make something happen, then youāre pulling off that 1% improvement that youāre striving for.Ā
5. Plan for breaks
Give yourself a light at the end of the tunnel, whether itās relaxing at the end of the day or planning a ādo absolutely nothing but lay aroundā day at the end of the week. As much as it may feel like youāre staring into an abysmal black hole demanding you to do more and more forever and ever, youāre not. You can hustle while taking breaks: in fact, you need to take breaks to make the hustle happen. Just be cautious not to let the downtime turn into a downturn. I put a limit on my rest periods because I am prone to lying face down and just ā¦ not getting back up, for weeks or months on end. Saturdays are my sleep in days. Sundays are my do nothing (except for a lil chores or whatever) days. Then Iām back to the grindstone on Monday, knowing that after my āend work dayā alarm goes off, I can simply vibe out.Ā
6. Stop looking at the numbers for now
Analytics are great, but also ā¦ not great. Story only got 500 views even though you have thousands of followers? Itās still 500 views. Reel didnāt hit the explore page? Whatever, at least a few people saw it. Recent PPV only sold once? Itās more money than you had before you released it. The best way to handle the restart period is to just focus on output and let any number motivate you to keep on keeping on. Everyone started somewhere. The biggest accounts started at 0 followers and the most successful OnlyFans pages started at 0 subscribers. You started from nothing, too.Ā
7. Revisit your dreams
Do not stop yourself from dreaming big. What do you want? You can have it. Setbacks are setbacks, not finish lines. A break is a break, not an end. Write your dreams out and put them somewhere you can see them and fucking CELEBRATE every step you take toward them. If you need to start small to feel good about yourself, then do that. If your goal is to post once a week, push yourself to make that happen. If your goal is to make a certain amount of money in a week, do what you need to do to make that happen, whether itās more posts, more messaging or more advertising. I like to set my goals small but keep my dreams big. I want to buy a condo, which is a big dream, but in order to do that, achieving all my little goals will put me closer to that every time I cross it off my āto doā list.Ā
8. Fucking believe in yourself, goddamnit
You can do it. You can do it. You CAN do it. Do what you need to do, as your unique and individual little self, to put the systems that support you in place. Trust that you can rely on yourself. Even if that trust is frail for now, it will build as you build yourself up. Berating yourself isnāt helping, is it? I didnāt think so. Youāre beautiful, interesting, worthy and so fucking capable, even on days where you think you arenāt. Weāre in this together.Ā
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First and foremost, Iāve released my most highly requested guide as of late, which is how to get started live streaming on Twitch. You can find it listed on the Camgirl Survival Guide Etsy page over here:
https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1402368236/the-camgirls-guide-to-twitch-sfw?ref=listing_published_alert
The Etsy listing includes a 40 page detailed breakdown of everything from Twitch-specific terminology, how to get started using Streamlabs (and customize the absolute fuck out of your stream) and how to use Twitch as a platform in general. It discusses whether or not it can beĀ āworth itā for a NSFW creator to spend time and energy on the platform, and as usual, includes a transparent look at my own cost and income on Twitch compared to what I put into and received out of streaming on MFC. Essentially itās a fucking chungus of a guide.Ā Ā
As per usual, though, since I havenāt figured out how to shut the fuck up, Iāll be including a ramble about the topic here on the Survival Guide. If youāre looking for step by step instruction and a very detailed and technical walkthrough, buy the guide. Yes, I know itās $100. It took me like four million hours to put together and the process of learning the site itself took me over a year, so itās expensive. Is the information something you absolutely will not find elsewhere? Of course not. A vast amount of knowledge about beginning on Twitch exists everywhere from Reddit to YouTube and beyond - but this walkthrough includes information specifically focused on a SWers experience on Twitch, making it somewhat unique, I think.Ā
But for the Tumblr edition ... letās get into some general discussion of the whole MFC to OF to Twitch pipeline.Ā
As mentioned frequently here on the CGS blog, I left MFC in 2019. I was burnt out. No matter how I reworked my approach, I couldnāt find a way to make streaming on MFC itself enjoyable for me anymore. I liked spending time with my regulars but had grown so sick and fucking tired of spanking myself for tokens that the drive to generate income had dwindled down to nothing, but my expectations for that income stayed the same. Essentially I wanted to make camgirl money without having to actually ... camgirl. I knew my regulars were buying tokens to spend elsewhere and I felt personally owed income from them, even if I wasnāt teasing or doing handbras with any real frequency anymore.Ā
Iāve talked about this before, but expectation truly had become the thief of joy for me - and I think it had become the thief of joy for my regulars even outside of my room specifically. I imagine that from a memberās perspective, MFC was becoming less and less of a hangout space and more of a financial responsibility, especially if they wanted to show up āpubliclyā. The number of times Iād heard of members making different accounts so as not to carry their main accountās tipping reputation with them was enlightening. The highest contributing tippers were expected to continue being the highest contributing tippers, and the pressure to maintain those expectations sometimes became so costly that they just stopped showing up at all. As much as I told myself any amount of tip was better than no tip, I canāt pretend I wasnāt disappointed when one of my usual whales wasnāt dropping stacks on me when they came in, even though I was well aware I wasnāt performing like I used to.Ā
My own dedication to the experience sunk, but my expectations stayed the same. I became bitter and jaded. I fell victim to the habit of lurking rooms I knew my regulars spent money in to watch them support someone other than me, which perpetuated my bitterness even more. Even though I preach a lot of positive shit, I was not walking my own talk in the slightest. In light of all of this, I retired.Ā
The timing was perfect for me specifically because I had just crawled onto OF a few months prior, which had me set up just in time for the pandemic boom when it occurred in early 2020. The relief was immense; I no longer had to perform NSFW in real time or even talk to another living human being out loud at all, sometimes for days on end. Great! Camgirl money without being a camgirl. Besides, making videos and taking photos was so much easierĀ (oh god, if only I had known), and occasionally messaging people one on one took me less time than live streaming (again - fuck, that didnāt last long, did it?). It was the perfect solution to staying safe financially while recovering from burnout.Ā
Truly, it was. The break let me unwind. OF was easier, and the income was greater and faster than Iād ever known on MFC. I went from making $6,000 a month (roughly) for 30+ hours of streaming to making $20,000 a month for what Iād considered to be less overall time in shooting and editing content. It was what I needed and then some.Ā
So why on earth did I find myself nostalgic for MFC a few years later?Ā
While OF took the majority of the social element out of the picture, it also largely left me lonely and bored. I like messaging my OF besties just as much as the next creator does, but it just isnāt the same as entertaining a room of chatters. I became a camgirl because I liked chatrooms. I had been in chatroom spaces since I was a teen, and as an adult creator, MFC gave me everything I already liked about the internet with added income. I felt like I had friends: real friends, both members and other camgirls alike. I created my own communities out of the larger industry.Ā
This aspect wasnāt something I realized I was truly missing until I started up on Twitch. I didnāt start Twitch streaming with any income expectation in mind. During the pandemic I became obsessed with Animal Crossing and was spending the majority of my time (when I wasnāt shooting for OF) gaming alone, so I figured I may as well game with an audience. As soon as my usual audience showed up again, I felt a surge of good fucking vibes. It was nice to see the same usernames, to make the same weird jokes and to have that sameĀ āgood timeā feel all without having to do the shit I grew to hate doing over on MFC.Ā
Does Twitch pay the bills? Absolutely not. It does not pay the bills. It pays some bills, but no where near the amount of bills it would need to pay in order for me to transition over to Twitch full time. It is absolutely not camgirl style money. Despite this, I fucking love Twitch. I think dropping the expectations component made my Twitch streams fun for me and my viewers alike. People contribute when they can, and they know Iām not watching their usernames like some hungry hawk waiting to be fed.Ā
All in all, I am an internet gremlin, and as introverted as I am, I still need human interaction. Digital human interaction is still my favourite. Being a live streamer in that specific live stream format - me, talking out loud, my chat, talking via text - is comfortable and familiar and extremely natural to me. The boost in my overall wellbeing that I get from Twitch streaming is helping me feel human again, in ways that OF just doesnāt cultivate.Ā
Which leads me to really take a hard look at how objectifying the OF experience can be. I donāt know if itās just me or if Iāve misstepped along the way in my approach to OF, but Iāve started to really feel like a content factory or some perpetually sexual creature, always at the ready to receive lewd messages from individual after individual. I like making lewd content - I really do - but producing well over a hundred videos a year to maintain my income is ... overkill. Itās beating the process to death. I used to make maybe one video and photoset a month on MFC. Now I expect myself to make multiple sets per week at the least. My highest earning months Iām putting out new content every single fucking day.Ā
We all know the pandemic boom is over. Anyone on OF that isnāt being run by management knows itās harder to make a dollar now than it was two years ago. In a feast or famine industry, we know how to handle famine - but the only way through it (if we want to maintain the same sort of income) is to push three times as hard. With consistently restrictive SFW social media platforms making advertising an absolute nightmare, we also have to fully send it with respect to marketing, too.Ā
Iām looking burnout in the face. Itās starting to feel like MFC all over again. I want OF income without actually doing OF work, at least not to the degree that Iāve done it in the past.Ā
As contradictory as it sounds ... this is why Twitch streaming is helping me. I need balance. I need a space where I feel like a complex human being so that I can make space to exude the sexuality that makes me money on OF, and I need hobbies so I can keep my wellbeing level enough to put in work elsewhere.Ā
All that said, I canāt deny the fact that my history with MFC makes it challenging not be an entitled brat over on Twitch. Sometimes I tell myself Iād be better off putting my 80+ hours of stream time a month back onto MFC. Iāve toyed with the idea, but still havenāt returned to being a camgirl simply because adding more NSFW to my already NSFW-laden schedule wouldnāt help me in the long run, at least not emotionally.Ā
My advice to anyone wanting to start on Twitch would be to ask yourself why youāre getting into it, and then to drop your income expectations to the floor. Like, grab a shovel and dig a spot for the bar to go, because itās low. I stream on Twitch for fun. Itās sort of the first actual hobby Iāve had in years, while still maintaining some sort of income and the possibility for increased income over time, all while staying well within my boundaries. I wrestled with the time contribution element of Twitch streaming a lot (going back to thatĀ āI should just go back to MFCā thought process) - but the bottom line is that Iām allowed to have hobbies. As long as Iām financially safe and still making OF work to support my life, doing something that I like is okay. Itās more than okay. Itās necessary for life to feel fulfilling. Not every aspect of my life needs to be making me tens of thousands of dollars a month.
Maybe Iāll blow up on Twitch. Maybe Twitch will get to a point where it pays the bills, and I can transition into making OF content when inspiration strikes rather than forcing myself to come up with new ideas (or just keep working with the same formula). In some ways, though ... I kind of hope it doesnāt. I like being a small streamer, because the whole point of me streaming is to cultivate a little community and have a good time with them. My following is growing over time, but the community aspect is staying very much intact. Plus, now I have girls in my community???? Like actual other women that like hanging out in my streams?? What a concept. Itās pretty fun to shake it up a bit in that respect.Ā
Anyway, snag the Etsy guide if you want to make the startup process for Twitch immensely easier on yourself. Having all the information you need consolidated into one place will make beginning on Twitch significantly less painful than it could be otherwise. Like, I really wish I had something like this when I started, which is the whole reason I made the damn thing.Ā
As always,
Happy Hustling.
xoxo, Ashley Tea
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How do I become a successful cam girl?
Try really really hard
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Iāve recently made the jump from photo to video conten on OFā¦ and I had no issue with lighting/quality etc with photos but I look somehow about 100xs worse on video than in realityā¦. Especially since I got a new phone. I donāt know what Iām doing wrong but any tips would be amazing.
As an absolutely shameless self-plug, Iād recommend grabbing my āiPhone Content Editingā guide from Etsy for a full rundown of both video and photo shooting and editing tips, but generally speaking, hereās my preferred method of maximizing video āqualityā
- I use an app called BeautyCam (by Meitu) to shoot all video content. I prefer it because it allows for adjustment of settings like smoothing skin or enhancing facial features etc. If I compare using my built in iPhone camera for video with BeautyCam, things like white balance, skin tone etc are noticeably more āpolishedā (aka fake, welcome to The Fantasy lol). It doesnāt necessarily mean the quality itself is better, but few individuals on OF are picky about resolution when it comes to videos.
- really simple but helpful thing I juuuust started utilizing myself; get an eye glasses cleaning cloth and wipe your front facing camera lens with it before you shoot. Often quality is lost just because of grubby lil fingerprints. Basic sounding, but helpful.
- if you want to take full control over your phones camera potential, you are better off using your rear camera than selfie/front facing one. Iāve seen other creators set up a small mirror just behind their camera so you can see your screen in the reflection while shooting using the front facing camera, essentially combining the ease of front facing shooting (aka actually being able to see yourself) with the increased quality of using the rear camera itself.
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After the most recent post being as heavy as it was, I want to follow up with my latest guide for Etsy (surprise surprise, Iām still out here hustling), which outlines my strategies for coping with and recovering from content creation burnout.Ā
I was going to attach this photo to the last post itself, but honestly, that was a mountain to cover and I think itās better to follow up with something a little more positive.
We canāt control the platforms we work on or the state of the world, but we can take care of ourselves and one another while we ride things out.Ā
The link to the Etsy as a whole is on my pinned post, but if youāre interested in seeing my strategies toward burnout recovery, peep the direct link here:Ā https://etsy.me/3wt2NYg
Good luck, friends. When I have something a little more light hearted or constructive to share, I promise I will. In the mean time, do take care.Ā
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Too Little, and perhaps Too Late: The short-comings of MFC as a platform
I know how sick and fucking tired I am of hearing this exact phrase but I will reiterate because itās important: weāre living through rough times. The pandemic coincided with a massive shift for digital SW, from a realm that was largely live stream (which in a lot of ways was very much booming then) to a content creation platform that by and large took the entire world - SW and vanilla - by storm.
MFC is not a household name. It never has been. The average person doesnāt know what MFC is, and even the average porn consumer likely just thinks of it as one of the sites that pop up as an ad here and there while browsing other sites. Even in the āhaydayā (which Iād argue was probably between 2014 and 2018), the pool of people in the know was small, especially in comparison to how prolific OnlyFans has become in broader (vanilla) society.
When established camgirls moved to OnlyFans in the wake of declining traffic and declining mental capacity for live streaming, especially those of us who were five or more years into constantly grinding, we created the foundation for the platform that quickly attracted non-SW to the site as soon as the pandemic occurred. The timing was the perfect storm. With an interface identical to Instagram, it was familiar even to the most vanilla or casual of audiences. With the concurrent rise of subscription-based payment modalities, people felt as comfortable clicking āsubscribeā to a $5 a month page as they did with signing up for Netflix.
MFC has not had the same luck. Yes, strategic interface choices and payment structures were conscious decisions on OnlyFansā part, but I cannot stress enough how heavily luck played into the explosion of OnlyFans as a platform. As much as what Iām about to say (eventually, after Iām finished my characteristic long winded ramble*) may be counter to this point, OnlyFans also inevitably did draw a significant portion of MFC users away from the platform and toward OnlyFans instead. Cheaper (sometimes), faster, easier to use, more transparent. The ātokensā thing was and still is an interesting concept** (again, Iāll get into this in a second), but seeing an obvious dollar amount to subscribe with and clearly defined dollar amounts to spend on individual creators pages themselves cleared any ambiguity about spending for the consumer. For better or for worse, OnlyFans is a SW-consumer platform for consumer dummies. It simplified everything a casual user was looking for out of a digital SWer, and then grew from there.
This is not to say live streaming is dead. Live streaming is bigger than it EVER has been before - but this also means MFC has even more competition now than it ever had in the past. We were the first live streamers the internet had, and for a while, the only live streamers the internet had. We were here before Instagram live, YouTube live, TikTok live, hell we were here when Twitch was justin.tv and even then, the average person had no idea justin.tv even existed.Ā
reference notes for internet history nerds: MFC was founded in 2004, justin.tv (which later became Twitch) was founded in 2007. By 2010, MFC was considered the largest adult live streaming platform on the internet (which also means on the internet itself, since ... others didnāt ... exist yet). Justin.tv was initially a free for all live streaming platform, but after developing a successful gaming section, it moved its gaming component to a site called Twitch in June of 2011 - later dissolving justin.tv and solely becoming Twitch in 2014, which was then quickly acquired by Amazon that same year. Tl;dr - MFC was first, and it was king.Ā
*re: users migrating to OnlyFans: many of my biggest contributors on MFC did not move to OnlyFans strictly because their interest is live streaming, not content creation. Over the past year that Iāve been on Twitch, Iāve seen the return of many old names that remember me from MFC but simply havenāt seen me since, because they donāt like OnlyFans. Live stream consumers are still live stream consumers - itās not as cut and dry asĀ āOF stole all our people!ā.
**re: tokens instead of dollar amount: Twitch uses this in the form of bits. It is still a strategy that works on other live streaming platforms - so Iām not necessarily saying that MFC using the token modality is a poor choice, but I am stressing that during a time where people are keeping their wallets closer to their chests, precise understanding of how much something costs may be more important to users now than it was before.
Alright kids, history lesson concluded. Now you know. Back to the topic at hand.
MFC consumers are unique - but in their uniqueness, I personally feel that the user base that was once largely exclusive to MFC now have options to have both of their primary needs met on other competing sites. Consumers on MFC are looking for two things: personal connection and sexual gratification. For some, having both needs met simultaneously is necessary - but for many others, dividing and conquering is likely a cheaper and higher quality strategy. A user who wants to get off will go to places that are cheaper or have more immediate access (aka OnlyFans), and that same user who wants to feel a sense of community or comfort from a live streamer can go to Twitch to have those needs met over there.Ā
Even for the most dedicated MFC users, the history of site culture, for better or for worse, has likely impacted overall satisfaction for using MFC itself. There is massive pressure on dedicated MFC users - those with recognized usernames, at least - to provide their performer with tokens often on an hourly basis, and sometimes, depending on their reputation, the expectation is to spend a lot an hour. There is little in the way of anonymity for a user. The second they enter a room, their name pops up in the viewer list, and model expectations immediately kick in. Some of us even lurk other models rooms from separate member accounts or as guests to see members we considerĀ āour tippersā (for better or for worse) and feel a massive sense of loss or disappointment if other camgirls are being tipped byĀ āour tippersā more than they tip us.Ā
In so many ways, expectation is the thief of joy, and this is playing a role on both sides of the MFC experience: for camgirls and their audiences. We need expectations about tipping because for many of us, itās our sole or primary form of livelihood. When our goals arenāt met, our morale sinks. When our morale is low, we have less in our cup to pour from, impacting not only our own enjoyment of our jobs, but the experience of our viewers as well. Thus, the downward spiral.
Aside from literally forcing ourselves to keep on smiling and shaking ass, much of the issues experienced are in the hands of the MFC platform itself. Since the same team had no problem copying Instagram for their interface, having MFC improve their homepage in a Twitch-esque way even if only slightly could help new users (particularly those familiar with Twitch) feel more familiar on MFC. Main page integration of MFC Share visibility would work wonders for our video stores. The bare minimum would be consulting models themselves about site functionality and interface - an open forum of any sort for MFC developers to receive feedback is a pipe dream of course, but at this point, the state of thingsĀ doesĀ call for drastic measures.
Very little of this is actively helpful for you as an MFC streamer right now, during a time crisis more or less, so Iāll hop off the lecture podium and begin the workshop component. Thank you for your patience. I will never, ever stop being wordy, so if youāve made it this far, congratulations - youāre just as big of a nerd as I am.
āWhat the fuck am I supposed to do?ā
- Forget everything you knew about what you used to earn on MFC; focus on the future, not the past. Re-frame your tokens per hour goals, or throw them out the window entirely, because theyāre not likely to serve you well right now if youāre already struggling. Create a stream schedule and stick to it. Focus on hours streamed, not tokens made. Hope for the best.
- Up your quality as well as your content production.Ā Lean on familiarity marketing, and increase your visibility. Twitch is huge right now and a lot of MFC viewers, particularly die-hards, are splitting their time and money between platforms. Learn how to use OBS, createĀ āstream starting soonā screens,Ā āBRBā screens,Ā āBath show starting soonā screens - stuff like that. Jack up the quality of what your set-up looks like as much as you can so that you appear attractive physically but also in terms of digital (and professional) set up style.
- Do more. More streams. More videos for MFC Share. More content for OnlyFans, more advertising on Reels, more advertising on Twitter, more hours more content more hours more content more hours more content --
...yeah. I know. Thatās where itās come to, in a lot of ways. Itās either relentless patience (which a lot of us donāt have the financial freedom for), or aggressive and constant āmore more moreā which most of us just donāt possess the capability for anymore.Ā
Iād strongly recommend revisiting whether or not you want to continue on MFC, particularly if its your (perhaps failing) primary form of income. Obviously there is and always will be money to be made on MFC. Diehard users will likely stick around until the platform literally falls into ruin, and there is always the potential for new users to fall in love with the experience and become dedicated supporters.Ā
The question here is ... do you want to ride this out? Are you over it? Are the emotional, financial and time costs outweighing the pay? Do you feel as though you want to continue streaming on the platform while itās experiencing the issues itās currently experiencing? What if the issues never get resolved?
Weāre in recession, āpostā-pandemic, during a time of massive inflation. We, as creators, are under more pressure now than ever to be making the type of income we used to make, while relying on supporters who have less to spend than they used to. I hate to sound doom and gloom here, but this is a very, very challenging time, particularly for MFC camgirls for all of the reasons listed above (and more, Iām sure).Ā
My only strategic advice is to diversify income and go where the money is most likely to be. Reels for advertisement (and the potential for virality, which isnāt a word but you get what I mean) are a more sure fire way to draw traffic to OnlyFans than using MFC.Ā
This is a heavy post. I donāt want to deflate anyone, but Iām being realistic when I say the vast majority of us right now are likely struggling. Youāre not alone, this isnāt the end and there will be another time in the sun - but now weāve got to work three times as hard for half the pay, and if thatās what it means to make ends meet, we simply have to rise to the occasion.
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Hey ā swinging by to say thank you again for all of the support on the Etsy. You donāt know how much it means to me. š¤
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Goooood morning Survivors -- back at it with my favourite procrastination strategy: making e-books instead of shooting for OF! Love that for me.
Anyhow,
Tier systems and exclusivity marketing have always been at the forefront of my personal approach to my business. My two overarching goals with online SW are to make a lot of money (duh) while also keeping myself and my subscribers happy. For the camgirl migrators who used to live stream and then worked our way over to content creation platforms - I feel like some of our foundational knowledge has been forgotten, and Iām here to remind everyone that the way we used to do things is still a really good approach even on OF.
On M/FC, we focused our energy on premium members, and always offered more attention to tippers than to basics or non-tippers. This helped us focus on where the money was actually coming from, and rewarding tippers with more attention/special treatment plus access to things that others didnāt receive (videos, VIP status, club memberships etc) made tipping look more attractive to non-tippers.Ā
Somehow on OF, practices have shifted - and I argue theyāve shifted in ways that really donāt benefit all of us very well, or very often. Iāve paid forĀ āshout outsā from top creators twice now, and both times itās involved giving out a number of free trials to my page. Both times Iāve paid over $200 and received a grand total of zero fucking dollars in the end - the free trials were used over 50 times, and NONE of those newĀ āsubscribersā paid me a damn dime. The only people benefiting were the seller, who pocketed my $200, and the sellerās subscribers who got free access to my page for a month (and then proceeded to spend absolutely nothing). Maybe this works for others, maybe there are criteria that I need to follow more carefully, bla bla bla - the bottom line is I think this practice mainly circles around from top creator to top creator while providing the buyer themselves - aka me, in this situation - with next to nothing. Now if I sold aĀ āshout outā with a free trial link to someone else and then gave all my subscribers a month of free access to a different creators page, sure, some of them may click it - but theyāre also more likely to stick with me for the chance to get free subs elsewhere.
Make sense? Because when it makes sense, it just kind of sucks. For me, I mean. For the other two parties itās great - but Iām out here trying to make meĀ money first and foremost. The second piece, as per old M/FC knowledge, is Iām trying to make the people who actually support me happy so they continue to do so.Ā
This is where my e-book comes in. Iāve had more than half of my current subscribers for more than a year, with probably a third of that half having been subscribed for two or more years. At current, 125 active subs have spent $1000 or more on my page - and thatās out of just 275 total subscribers at the moment (itās low bc I broke my fucking wrist and can barely lift a spoon to my mouth without dropping food, let alone shoot sexy content lol).
What Iām getting at here is that Iāve learned how to make people happy enough to stay long term and spend a lot. I do this using exclusivity marketing, which helps me maintain my own boundaries (I only really want a small group of top tier supporters seeing my most explicit content, which helps me keep leaks lower and makes me feel better about what I release) and allows me to charge $100 plus for a single video, because I know the individuals Iām sharing it with are way more likely to purchase expensive stuff. This is personal experience that I feel strongly enough about to sell to you as a tutorial book. As always, Iām never going to offer something for sale that I havenāt personally utilized with strong reward, so the book is a massive source of information not just for newbies but especially for long term creators.Ā
At this point, because of how Iāve set myself up, even if I lost access to every single social media account I own, I know Iād still be able to make a handsome income because I donāt rely on advertising or a constant influx of new subscribers for the bulk of my income. Advertising is always necessary, but if you set yourself up right, itās not 100% crucial to be doing every single day. As always, Iām sleepy and I have a huge brain so I prefer to work smart, not hard.Ā
Anyhow, thanks for listening to me rant. I really hope the book benefits some of yāall because I think we could all use a bit more of this strategy and a bit less mad scrambling to secure new subs every day. Are you tired? Iām fucking tired. Doing things this way is a little less tiring.Ā
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The Camgirl Survival Guide
About the Writer
My name is Ashley Tea. I started webcamming on MyFreeC*ms in 2013 and moved exclusively to OF in 2019. Adult content creation has been my sole source of income for a decade, and has paid for my entire life including tuition for my University degree, travel around the world, all my living expenses and my first home purchase. I have a degree in Psychology focusing on Menās Mental Health and am a huge slut for marketing because it makes my brain go brrrr.
About the Guide
I have been writing articles here since 2015. This resource is entirely free and the information here will continue to be free as long as Tumblr will have me, lol. The information here mostly focuses around live streaming on MFC, but newer articles also discuss OF. As many of these articles are 5+ years old, some information will be dated or no longer relevant, so please keep that in mind when reading further back in the archive.
All articles can be easily accessed by scrolling through this pageās archive, found atĀ https://camgirlsurvivalguide.tumblr.com/archive.Ā
I am not here to tell you that this industry will bring you fast and easy money. None of my articles, no matter how well written and informative, are guaranteed to bring you success, especially not quick success. I write from personal experience and my personal experience is that things take time and very hard work.
Etsy Shop
I now run an Etsy shop with really fucking nice individual packages for specific topics. This is where youāll probably find the most current information, especially about OF related advice. Iād also really fucking love your support over there because ya girl has been writing free stuff for a long ass time and making a cheeky sale on the Etsy literally makes my entire day lol.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/camgirlsurvivalguide/
Frequently Asked Questions
What site should I use? How do I get started?
How much money can I make?
Can I cam without showing my face?
How do I tell the people in my life (family, partners) about my new job?
How do I get people to watch, talk and tip?
How do I deal with taxes?
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Why can't you wear a mask while webcamming
Because the site can't tell if the person wearing the mask is the person who registered with their ID to be a part of their site.
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Hi. I am new to this cam girl world and am doing my best to prepare. Iām not new to the sw industry. I was a cashier at a brothel for 3 years and got to experience all the good and bad that comes with that world. I have a boy friend who is interested in trying this with me and on his own. I just got done reading mycamskillz and she makes everything out to be very easy to be lucrative. But she promotes chaterbate foR tokens. How often have you come across āwhalesā. And what is a whale sized tip?
Nothing in this industry is "easy" imo. While some individuals will skyrocket to success based off a single viral tiktok alone, the rest of us have to bust our asses to make this shit happen for us.
I'd be very cautious of those who oversimplify things, particularly ones that make big promises to new performers, ESPECIALLY if they have a vested interest in doing so (aka charging you for information or profiting off your income). To me, that's pimp territory, plain and simple.
What counts as a "whale" is subjective. If I usually make 10,000 tokens a night, a whale would be someone who went above and beyond that. If I usually make 1000 tokens in a night, it would be different.
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I'm about 5 days in. Prior to starting I saw top girls basically get $50 just to "flash their boobs" and look bored as fuck and someone will drop 200 tokens to vibrate their thing for 2 seconds. So needless to say I had unrealistic expectations on what to charge and what to expect. I have found I can barely get people in my room unless I start completely naked, oiled up and have a dildo in my hand. If I try to start slow almost nothing happens. Is this normal when new and fighting for rank?
I've talked about this a lot on here already so if you dig endlessly through the archives, you'll probably find more in depth answers. To be brief:
You don't know who those other girls are or how hard they've worked to get to that point. Look at other creators to learn from them, not to judge them. You'll do better by focusing on what works for you in the long run. There will always be someone out there making more than you for less than you offer - focus on your own bag.
Getting viewers is the hardest part. Turning those viewers into paying customers is even harder. At five days in, you're literally just starting out. Some of us hustle for years before we see income that is more than side-hustle territory.
If starting naked and oiled up is what works for you, keep going with it. If it's something you're unhappy with, however, note that you're attracting clientele who will continue to expect that from you. If you want to attract clientele that will work for you to GET to that point, you'll need to start differently. This is a slow process for almost all of us.
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Just found your blog this evening. As a really nervous person irl camming always sounded terrifying. Your posts empowered me to give it an actual shot. The way you write, it feels like a friend explaining this to me instead of a wise internet stranger. I'm still going backwards through your blog reading every post but I just wanted to say thank you on behalf of every person you've helped get started and every future person who is researching how to start. BTW you're like, the #3 result on Google when I searched "how to be a camgirl" š
Keep that of poppin ššš xoxo
Bro this is reeeeally fuckin sick to hear. I knew this page gets passed around from creator to new creators sometimes but I didn't know Google liked me that much.
Thanks for the love - it means a lot.
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Hey there! A friend pointed me to your Tumblr! With OF how would you introduce yourself?
I'd probably start with "hi", that sounds polite enough imo.
Idk man, it really, reeeeally depends on ... like ...... who you are. Or who you want to be, even. I like to describe myself using terms like "cute" or "girl next door". I usually literally say "Hi, welcome to my page, I'm Ashley Tea and I post x times a week and reply to all messages." If that isn't you, though, make it more ... you-ish.
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Where can I find your profile/nudes
Okay so you're going to want to head to your nearest local mountain first. Find a very small trail entrance, preferrably one lined with moss and little teeny tiny mushrooms along the side. When you come to a babbling brook, spin around three times chanting "boobs boobs boobs". A small woodland creature will then bite you on the leg. Scream loudly and then make sure you chase it - it will lead you to a gigantic tree. Around the base of the tree will be a large hole. Climb down into it and voila, there it is! The links to my profile and an endless treasure of my nudes.
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