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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

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That fuckin picture of that guy at agraveyard holdin like, a cup or smt, with a mothman sized moth with him, both staring directly at the camera is somehow the funniest image but I haven’t been able to find it in months

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Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.

Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!

Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!

Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!

Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!

If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!

Absolute degenerate LUNACY

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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

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government is trying to ban tiktok meanwhile millions of poor and disabled americans are about to completely lose their internet access at the end of april because congress wont renew funding for the affordable connectivity program

hell fucking world

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Are you planning on getting an abortion in Ohio? Do you work at an abortion clinic in Ohio? This post applies to you.

There is a group called PAAU (Progressive Anti-Abortion Uprising), and their whole goal is to make the anti-abortion movement seem progressive. They may claim they’re pro-trans rights, pro-feminism, and pro-BLM… but the people funding them sure aren’t!

The organization’s executive coordinator is named Constance Becker, and she lives and works in Ohio. Someone who is close to the organization told me about something she’s planning to do, and I feel that it’s my duty to warn others. She intends to get jobs at abortion clinics for the sole purpose of talking the patients out of getting abortions. If you work at a clinic in Ohio, be on the lookout for her. She may use an alias, so here are some pictures.

Here is the organization’s page, and the information for the other team members.

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cant get more fascist police state than snipers on rooftops overlooking peaceful protests.

this is what democracy looks like.

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asking you what ur favorite animal is on our date at the zoo so i can leap into the enclosure and fight it to earn ur respect and admiration

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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

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i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

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Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.