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THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES!

#memes #mr. krabs

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Let's all celebrate Warch 10th with Wario!

#wario #mar10 day

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The Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Yet-To-Come whenever there’s a new adaptation of A Christmas Carol:

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Hey there, girlies (gender neutral)! Welcome to the ✨fuck around and find out✨ tournament, where we find out who’s the cutest badass! Submissions will be open for a week! (until 09/11 @ 12 EST)

✨The rules:✨

“Cute but can kick your ass” characters of all genders are accepted. Just no one from overly problematic sources. Vtubers and MCYT are not allowed.

One character per submission. You can submit multiple times, but only submit a character once! Please don’t spam.

No limit on characters from the same source.

Please be nice! Propaganda and feedback is allowed, but do not attack myself or others. You will be blocked.

This blog is rated M. Warning for potentially upsetting media. Let me know if you need anything tagged.

This bracket is for fun! Don’t take anything too seriously please. :3

✨Submit Here✨

Inspired by: @autistic-anime-girls-bracket @autisticgirliesbracket @girlygirltournament @pinkhairswagtourney@victimsofyaoipoll @morally-grey-girlbosses @best-kirby-character-tournament @controversial-blorbo-bracket @least-sexy-man-competition @most-datable-datable-bracket @leastdatablebracket @canonmisogynyvictimstournament @bi4bibracket @magical-mascot-smackdown @precureshowdown @precure-alphabet-showdown @mommy-daddy-issues-poll @uquiztournament @personasongshowdown @precuremusictournament @foundfamilyadoptionagency @ultimateanthropoll @ultimate-good-dog @ultimatepinkboy @magical-boy-bracket (there’s more but i’m blanking lol)

Characters who are already entered:

all 4 Cures (Hirogaru Sky Precure)

Abigail (Stardew Valley)

Alice Liddel (American McGee’s Alice)

Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Alucard (Castlevania)

Alyssa Hamilton (Clock Tower 3)

Baby Bonnie Hood (Darkstalkers)

Barbie

Bibi the cat (IRL)

the DDLC girlies (Doki Doki Literature Club)

the Elsens (OFF)

Princess Fiona (Shrek)

Fiona Belli & Hewie (Haunting Ground)

Garnet & Spinel (Steven Universe)

Guillermo de la Cruz (What We Do in the Shadows)

Hana Nono/Cure Yell (Hugtto! Precure)

Haruka Haruno/Cure Flora (Go! Princess Precure)

Heather Mason (Silent Hill 3)

Ichigo Momomiya & Lettuce Midorikawa (Tokyo Mew Mew)

Isabelle (Animal Crossing/Super Smash Bros.)

Juliet Starling (Lollipop Chainsaw)

Leon S. Kennedy (Resident Evil 4)

Link (The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker)

Lisa Garland (Silent Hill)

Love Momozono/Cure Peach (Fresh Precure)

Kagome Higurashi (Inuyasha)

Kanji Tatsumi (Persona 4)

Kirby

Kotone Shiomi & Shinjiro Aragaki (Persona 3 Portable)

Madotsuki (Yume Nikki)

Mami Tomoe (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)

Marina (Splatoon 2)

Mega Lopunny (Pokemon Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire)

Mimikyu (Pokemon Sun & Moon)

Noelle Holiday (Deltarune)

Opal (Pokemon Sword & Shield)

Penny (Pokemon Scarlet & Violet)

Princess Peach (Super Mario/Super Smash Bros.)

Rabbit of Caerbannog (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Sora & Kairi (Kingdom Hearts)

Spyro the Dragon

Terry Hintz & Buddy (Lisa the Painful)

Tifa Lockhart & Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII)

Top Speed (Magical Girl Raising Project)

Toriel, Asgore and Asriel Dreemur (Undertale)

Usagi Tsukino & Minako Aino (Sailor Moon)

Whitney & Miltank (Pokemon Gold, Silver & Crystal)

Wirt & Greg (Over the Garden Wall)

Zoey & Rochelle (Left 4 Dead series)

#I really need to resolve my unfinished business here at some point #other tournaments

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GIRLBOSS TOURNEY ROUND FOUR: BOTH OF THESE WOMEN WOULD START A WAR WITH KLINGONS

Select which one you think is GIRLBOSSIER, i.e., which one is the better girlboss

Propaganda

Bryce Tankthrust:

She's is the very definition of a girlboss! She's CEO of multiple Fortune 500 companies, she's embezzled company funds to build 11 prisons, she's a rich capitalist, she kills people on the regular or has her assistant Donovan literally tear their heads off. She's a homophobic ally, she throws coffee at poor people, she's married to queer super villain terrorist and horniest man alive Bobby Worst, her sex appeal is insane seriously this bitch gets 'serviced' at least once a day. She was president the U.S. for a while and flashed the Senate at one point and threw hands with Joe Biden at some other point, she had hella beef with Queen Elizabeth II. She quite literally has no heart metaphorically AND anatomically speaking, she kidnapped a baby to repeatedly clone it in order to have a) an army of emotionless clones at her disposal, and b) an endless supply of human hearts to harvest because as mentioned she has no heart and needs a transplant every few hours or she dies(or turns into a demonic hellbeast). She originally tried to make an honest living as a young woman and quickly realized that there is now ethical consumption under capitalism (and under rampant misogyny in the 80s) so she decided to just start killing mfs that stood in her way. She's a bad bitch who wears a blood red suit and can sprint at full speed in thin heels while shooting a gun, she is such an evil bitch and I love her, she is THE girlboss.

Michael Burnham:

Started the Klingon war. Was the first person in Star Fleet history to mutiny. Mutinied a second time to save her brother. And insulted his beard while saving him. And all of her crimes were forgiven because she’s just so slay <3 Michael Burnham you will always be famous

#bryce tankthrust #other polls #propaganda

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#uncle pennybags

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You’d think but no!

Capitalist Bastard $howdown:

Round 1, Match 12

Directory

#cfo speaking

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*ahem* I was very surprised too but nobody submitted him

Capitalist Bastard $howdown:

Round 1, Match 12

Directory

#cfo speaking #not sure if I should even resume because it’s been so long

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White Haired Anime Boy Submission Rules

This isn't restricted to just anime! Characters from other media are also allowed as long as they are drawn in an anime style or just have anime energy. (ex. Utatane Piko from Vocaloid, Guzma from Pokemon, etc.)

Character's hair must be predominantly white, but characters with streaks/highlights/etc that are different colors are allowed!

NO BLONDES!!! ONLY WHITE HAIR!!!

But if their hair is white in certain circumstances, they still count. (ex. characters with other forms, lighting looking weird, changes in adaptations, etc.)

Submit the character's name and game/anime/show/social experiment/etc that they're from in the same message if you're using the submission box.

Otherwise, please send submissions here in the Google Form. Thank you! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf9oSscdFq3iEyHR6I4O5npDPxhYJqZjKdLUIJE7FIpMveD3w/viewform

Tagging to spread the word around!

@tournamentdirectory @tournament-winners-tournament @ultimate-poll-tournament @purpleboytournament @its-to-the-death @fuckingstupidbracket @let-me-date-them-bracket

#not dead…mostly #other polls

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its HIS month…….

Korporate Pride Krusty™️

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#happy corporate pride from all of us at Bastard Showdown

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Thinking of changing my name for a while, but I was waiting for @capitalist-bastard-showdown to end first. For those unaware though it was in a lengthy hiatus due to an unexpected emotional breakdown. It will hopefully come back to properly finish it because you guys deserve a proper ending ,but should I just change my name now to signify a fresh start?

There’s even a bit of a teaser

#quick mental health update #cfo speaking

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THE EVIL OLD MAN FIGHT!!!

well. i’m jumping on to the bracket bandwagon

step right up and present your evil old men to me! “what constitutes an evil old man,” you ask? allow me to outline my rules!

they’re evil! this character must be a villain or otherwise morally bankrupt in some way.

they’re old! this tourney is seniors only, folks! ideally 60+ but that’s more of a guideline than a rule. they must be visibly old, characters that are technically thousands of years old but appear youthful do not count.

they’re man! i LOVE evil old women as much as the next guy but that’s not what this particular tournament is about

i have a nifty submissions form right here!

submissions are open from may 14 to may 21, but this window is subject to be stretched longer if submissions run dry.

SHOW ME THOSE EVIL OLD MEN!

hmm. now i suppose it is customary to tag other bracket blogs. @who-do-i-know-this-man @thesimpsonsultimateshowdown

#other competitions #other contests #other polls

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Welcome to the Pink/Purple Playoffs

a tournament where pink/purple couples battle it out to see who will reign supreme ! 🌸💜

info.

polls will run for a week

playful ribbing + fighting is okay but please dont get too vicious or hateful

i intend to pick at least 16 pairings for the roster (at most 32)

propaganda is okay and preferred by adding onto the poll via reblog 👍🏾

the poll runner has never run a tournament before so pls be patient with me lol

submissions.

submissions will be open until i have enough pairs to fill up the roster

please no ships of real people! fictional characters from live action media is fine

no morally reprehensible ship submissions thank you

submission link

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girl genius bracket!

a poll for smart girls in media. this is a very loose definition intentionally! have fun with it!

fictional characters only, please!

girls only! cis or trans ^_^ terfs explode

don't use acronyms in submissions! full names please!

please add a few sentences about your girl, as i might not know who you're talking about!

there are no predetermined characters, and 24 slots.

submissions can be turned in here! i'm quite a busy person, but i hope to close submissions by around may 25th depending on how quick stuff comes in. the more submissions a character has, the more likely they are to be in the bracket.

may the smartest girl win!

#other competitions #other contests #other polls

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For submissions.

I do not know yet how long I will have this open for. Once I start getting submissions I can gauge how quickly they come in, and then I will set a deadline.

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School of All Time Tournament

Let's make fictional learning institutions fight!

Rules:

You can submit any and all fictional schools or universities. Magic schools are certainly eligible and encouraged (though nothing Harry Potter related) but so are normal ass public schools, community colleges, etc.

The schools must be fictional. No real schools and no fictionalized versions of real schools either. It's got to be fake. (Real life institutions come with real life baggage and politics the likes of which I would like to avoid in my silly tumblr tournament.)

The point of this tournament is not to judge the actual quality of the schools in question. Shitty schools are welcome and encouraged! We're treating the schools like our blorbos. Maybe you like the school because there's something deeply wrong with it. Maybe it's experienced a lot of trauma in its time. Maybe it's sitting on top of a hellmouth. So long as you feel the school is suitably iconic it is worth submitting.

It's got to be an educational institution of some kind. I'm willing to be broad in my definitions here, but not so broad that the institution in question is no longer, at it's core, a school.

Submit as many schools as you want but only submit each school once, you know the drill.

No school will be included automatically! Submit your school of choice no matter how popular or obscure it is!

Submissions will be open until May 24.

Inspired by @character-of-all-time, @canonjewstournament, @found-family-tournament, @cantfuckbracket, @protagonistpolling, @bisexual-protagonist-competiton, @all-seeing-ifer, @fictionalband-bracket, @ultimate-tragic-couples-showdown, and @bestshipsmackdown

#other polls #other competitions #other contests

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Is your fave breaking the fourth wall from time to time? Are they starying at the camera? Are they genre-aware?

Then maybe they should be rotated in more people's minds! Come and tell me who should be in this tournament, from where they are and why they qualify!

Only exceptions:

Real people (although if you can make a compelling enough argument it could be fun)

Semi-real people, like comedic personnas, mcyt, etc.

There are no pre-entries, not even my pfp and banner characters.

Putting all the @s under the cut

Inspired by, among others: @deadguydeathmatch, @dead-character-showdown, @jesterbracket, @wizardbracket, @webtoon-fl-bracket, @wt-disabled-characters-bracket, @horsehoedownshowdown, @cryptidshowdown, @periodictabletournament, @ultimate-poll-tournament, @who-do-i-know-this-man, @raddest-hat-showdown, @orangecharactersmackdown and many, many others

#other polls #other competitions #other contests