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i want to taste you (a threat)

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Karlach mediating an argument between Astarion & Gale

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PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

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How they met

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"would you go to a strip club where its only trans girls?" would i go to heaven??????

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By some miracle I've started a couple loads of laundry today

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I’m like #1 complainer, but I do a lot of complaining because I just care so damn much about the world we live in.

And even if I can’t do anything about it. I’d at least like my words to be known and off of my chest. Better than allowing them to fester in my mind… though I’ve been meaning to get a journal and document my thoughts properly.

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little brother has been intermittently texting me the weather alerts for towns called Gaylord and saying "hey watch out"

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anyway, I'm cute

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this dialog for when you try to save to an unformatted memory card in dragon quest 8 is wild 

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reblog if you love women

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I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music

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meant to post these yesterday but the Christmas food coma was real

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What are all the ships "canon" in your fankids au? I love the design but I can't help being confused about who's this child belong😅

I think these are all the official ones I have? (Not counting Naida ‘cause her parents are OCs too)

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