captainbatel

[captainbatel]

I’m like a salmon. I’m always goin against the current. I’m tasty. I turn into a fucking freak of nature if I ever get horny. Bears want me.

[captainbatel]

Questioning Sentences, Vol. 5

(Questioning sentences from various sources to ask all kinds of muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Did you know that you have a tell when you lie?"

"Do you know how illegal it is for us to have this stuff?"

"Are you threatening me?"

"What are you still doing here? Your shift finished ages ago."

"I'm not cut out for this, am I?"

"Is this just confusing because I haven't had my coffee yet?"

"Ask yourself; when you were a boy, could anyone have parented you?"

"How many times have I lied and covered for you?"

"Do I look ill to you?"

"Oh, so this is all about you?"

"Are you meddling again?"

"I know you're happy with him, but would you be happier without him?"

"Would you be surprised to learn that you've been on my mind?"

"So, are you shagging the boss?"

"Why haven't you answered my calls?"

"I wonder, dare I ask, if it would be possible for me to have a nice cup of tea?"

"You were biting your tongue in there. What did you want to say?"

"You don't care for my father much, do you?"

"May I give you my professional opinion?"

"Since when do you care about other people's privacy?"

"Why don't you do yourself a favour and take early retirement?"

"Do you plan to reproduce? Are you going to procreate at some point?"

"And what is your excuse for not telling me this until now?"

"Oh, you're still here, are you?"

"Is that booze in your pocket or a bloody great gun?"

"What now? Are you going to arrest me?"

"Do you consider that an appropriate way to speak to a child in your care?"

"Did you know him personally, or shouldn't I enquire?"

"Is it possible to truly know another person? Is it even a worthwhile pursuit?"

"Did you see that?"

"Can we do something besides talk about murder?"

"So, are you going to fight him, or are you going to sleep with him?"

"Shall I be charming and terribly amusing?"

"Have you found any decent clues?"

"What are you doing tomorrow night?"

"So, what is it that you've got to tell me?"

"Isn't there anyone you want to stay sober for?"

"What is it? I'm at work."

#m: text

[captainbatel]

what made u guys pick ur url's !

#m: text #onisegun means compassion in yoruba which is babs' native lanuage

[captainbatel]

#p: joseph m'benga #p: christine chapel #s: we've got this

[captainbatel]

#p: christine chapel

[captainbatel]

Like this post for a starter.

#m: requests

[captainbatel]

somebody give joseph m'benga a hug my fucking god

#m: text

[captainbatel]

we've gotten out of worse not really

#p: joseph m'benga #p: christine chapel #s: we've got this