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captainjamster · 15 hours

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captainjamster · 15 hours

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Thinking about a mechanic!AU where the 141 boys run a garage and need a new receptionist. They hire you because you’re just so cute (great tits) and have a decent resume but it becomes a slight problem when they realize you’re a bit… dense.

Total ditz to be precise.

But they can’t really get mad when you get the keys for clients mixed up and look at them with those big eyes all teary and a little pout pushing out your lower lip.

Price is the most patient, perfectly content to walk you through how to file paperwork and fill out forms. Instructing you in a low voice while his breath brushes the shell of your ear. It’s really their fault for having such a terrible system, you know? Don’t worry about it too much, dove. He’ll settle his big hands on your shoulders and gently trace up and down your arms. See? You’re getting it. Just needed some more practice, hm?

Johnny is more than happy to show you around the garage, rattling off everything he knows about all those nitty gritty details that go right over your pretty little head. He’ll pop open the hood of some sports car and point to the engine to show it off. No, bonnie, you’ve got tae get in close. Closer.

Until you’re bent entirely over in one of those too-short skirts you wear everyday. It takes all his willpower not to yank you into the supply closet.

Gaz is just so sweet to you. Always bringing you little treats and candies to suck on. To help you concentrate, of course. Always greeting you with a soft ‘baby girl’ at the beginning of your shift. Whenever you’re standing around be it at the printer or counter - wherever really - he’ll slip a hand on your waist. It always trails a little lower, his pinky just edging on the hem of your too tight jeans.

Ghost gets frustrated with you to the point of causing tears to well up in the corners of your eyes. He’s feels guilty, sure, but bloody hell just print the damn receipt. He avoids you for the most part. Until one evening when it’s pouring down. You forgot your rain coat of course, silly girl. He offers you a ride which you take happily.

After that he can’t get rid of you. You bring him coffees (how you remember his order word for word but not where you last left your own cup is beyond him) and giggle at his jokes. When a client gets too snappy or too loud he’s the first to step in - standing behind you glaring at them with his huge arms crossed over his chest until they back down.

#141 x reader #ghost x reader #soap x reader #gaz x reader #price x reader #prompt rb

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captainjamster · 15 hours

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Gaz is in the 141. Not könig or keegan. Its gaz. Price, ghost, soap and Gaz. Pleaseeee understand this bc i swear im going insane listening to people talk about konig in the 141.

#i will fight over the fact that gaz just HAPPENS to be the guy excluded and replaced by other COD characters #even fucking activision exclude him #it gets me heated omgg “i just like konig/keegan/roach etc better”#WHY? just ask yourself WHY !! and past why you happen to like them better than the one POC on the team #why do you need to remove him instead of making an addition #man there are so many layers of exclusion the poor fucking guy goes through and hes literally a main character #no matter how yall justify removing gaz i see u mfs #and im holding him in my arms like a baby so you cant touch him because you dont fuckin deserve him

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captainjamster · 5 days

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#ghoap gifs #ghost gifs #soap gifs #cod gifs

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captainjamster · 7 days

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there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

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captainjamster · 7 days

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I need more trans Ghost.

I need more variation on trans Ghost.

It's all top surgery and T, which is great, let me tell you, but that's not all we are. There's so many flavors of trans.

I want Ghost who never needed top surgery. Between working out, T, and having small tits to begin with, it was never an issue.

I want Ghost with huge tits, who never got rid of them because they were never the issue, so the second his tac vest is off those bitches are all anyone can focus on.

Ghost who never took T, and went through vocal coaching instead, because he has higher testosterone than a lot of other AFAB people do anyway, and can pitch his voice deeper. So when he relaxes his voice is surprisingly high.

Ghost, who had phalloplasty, and had to go back and have the damn thing reduced because, like a lot of trans men experience, that thing grew and now it's just ridiculous and unwieldy.

Ghost, who had phalloplasty, but kept his vaginal opening so now he's got the best of both worlds. (Honestly most surprised I haven't seen this one, like at all)

I'm seeing more trans Ghost, and I love it, but I want more, you know? Because if I feel left out, I know there's so many other trans or NB people who also feel left out.

This isn't to say that anyone's representation of a trans Ghost is wrong or bad, I've seen a lot of different types of top surgery, and topic surgery scars drawn and described, and it's absolutely wonderful.

What I'm saying is if you want it, you should write it, draw it, request it. Because someone else is probably looking for that kind of representation too.

And does it have to end at Ghost? No! Trans them all! More trans representation in TF141!

#Ghost prompt

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captainjamster · 7 days

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this is part 5 of me editing official voicelines to make indecent audios for my fellow degenerates u guys <3 click here to hear more! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[reblogs always appreciated! <3]

#OH MY GOD THERE'S FUCKING PRICE #the breathing gets me omfg butterflies exploding in my stomach #i need this man i cant even articulate how badly #favs

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captainjamster · 7 days

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…except he'll just make them dirtier. put your headphones on, relax… and maybe grab some tissues, too, actually ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) all from official voicelines.

[reblogs are love! <3]

#i had to pause it the second noise in bye #favs

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captainjamster · 7 days

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obviously, put on headphones for maximum enjoyment ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°) and if u fancy hearing more like this, check out this tag!

[reblog to kiss op <3]

#tears in my eyes between my legs im not fuvking okay holy shit my whole face is red #favs #if there's a price one im ascendinh #gaz text

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captainjamster · 7 days

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#141 art #ghost srt #soap art #gaz art #price art #art rb

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captainjamster · 7 days

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Simon sets you on your feet again, his voice husky with emotion.

"Do you have any idea what you do to me, sweetheart?"

You shake your head as you pull him down to kiss you, whispering against his lips.

"No...tell me."

He tucks his fingertips under your left breast, lifting the swell of it it just so, his thumb sweeping over the nipple. A smile flirts at the corners of his lips as he watches both nipples harden under the mere carress of one.

"You make me feel emotions I thought I left behind in my youth. Hope, for one. Happiness, for another.

"I'm scared, for once. Didn't care about losing anything...nothing...not even my life. Then you came along.

"I feel weak when you touch me, compelled, in thrall. I feel strong when I'm inside you. I feel your heartbeat when I fuck you, and it haunts me and drives me like a fucking drug.

"If anything happened to you--so help the world--I will burn everything in your fucking memory."

Leaning in, you kiss the tears from his cheeks, their salty taste both thrilling and alarming in the same breath.

He crushes you to his chest as he kisses your mouth the way he claims your body every night--as though this could be the last time.

MASTERLIST

#ghost x reader #ghost prompt

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captainjamster · 7 days

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Does anyone want to hear about android!Ghost's dick? No?

OK well I wanna talk about it so...

Starting off strong with the "he doesn't have one" argument because what use does he have for one when he's literally built for active duty? Well. First of all who build a robot you can't fuck? Second of all shhhhhhhh.

As it stands he doesn't have one. Not that he doesn't want one or wouldn't use one but the military can be so stingy... so obviously he's gotta enlist his favorite mechanic to make him one. Which is a fun in person request to make. Just showing up to your workshop and telling you he wants a dick while you studiously do not look at his crotch. You can feel him smirking when you ask what he plans to do with it. (He'd get by pretty well with his fingers and *redacted* but nothing beats dick)

So you gotta design a dick for this guy, take measurements, get input, spend hours agonizing over the neuropathways and how you're going to link this in to his synthetic nervous system. Plus like... are you gonna make this thing come? You probably should. If Ghost is going to be using it he should get something out of it.

So now you have to design an orgasm program. Which is easier said than done because how do you quantify that, and how do you code it, and most importantly how do you test it?

Well you test it by hooking Ghost up to the computer and setting the program to run, watching him stiffen and arch his hips into the feeling, swearing in that low mechanically filtered voice as he humps the air. Fuck he looks good. UNPROFESSIONAL THOUGHT. OK you stare at your screen and run a few more variations, asking him to describe each one and rank them. Great orgasm locked and loaded, now you have to set up trigger scenarios.

Which also means when you actually get the android dick to a solid prototype you have to call Ghost in and install it. You reserve the day, clear it with Price (new parts testing, custom made, you tell him. Giving no other details. He doesn't ask) and keep a fire extinguisher and a kill switch nearby while you tell Ghost to... jerk off.

And then you watch him stroke the gorgeous, big, cock you custom designed for him with thick, deft, fingers. And you wait for the orgasm program to trigger. And hope that nothing glitches and he doesn't rip your beautiful masterpiece of a dick off, and also that the come you designed actually comes out at the right time. So you sit there and watch him, press your thighs together and try not to shift in your seat even though you can hear the click of Ghost's cameras as he watches you watching him.

You don't wonder what he's thinking about. You don't focus on the grunt of pleasure he lets out. You do tap at your screen to check the sensitivity levels on the synthskin you used. You do reach to make sure he isn't squeezing too tight or stroking too rough and end up with lube based come spurting onto your face.

Which you suppose means it works.

Which means moving on to partner trials, and your hand tentatively wrapped around Ghost's fat cock. You don't remember why you made it so thick, but it doesn't help the ache between your legs. You try to keep a professional look on your face as you reset the program and start to stroke him with much gentler fingers. You ignore the come staining your face until Ghost swipes his fingers through it and pushes those same fingers into your mouth.

You end up on the workbench with him, grinding your clothed cunt against his firm thigh as you stroke his cock and he pumps his fingers into your drooling mouth. Mutter all manner of filth to you. Greedy whore, desperate piece of meat for him to fuck now that you've made equipment for him. Aren't you a smart little toy to make him exactly what he asked for, and so big too. "That what you want love," he asks, "you want a fat cock to split you open? Look'it you drool, probably tried it out before you stuck it on me."

Even if you didn't you can't say you didn't think about it, didn't drag your fingers over the dick appreciatively. All the scaling in the world, trying to make sure it would look right, fit right, on Ghost's body and you still made it with your preferences in mind. He knows it too. That's why he reminds you what a cock hungry toy you are. "All cooped up in here with no one to show you your place," you drag your tongue along his fingers, work your cunt against him, hope you leave a wet spot on his synth skin, hope he can feel you through the coveralls, "bet you dream about one of your bots holding you down and giving you what you deserve."

You can try and shake your head but he just holds your cheeks, twisting the fingers in your mouth to accommodate. Ghost makes a noise, a sort of clicking sound you can't parse, and tips his head. "Can't lie to me, deserve better than I could give ya, but now?" He pulls his fingers from your mouth and fists your coveralls, pulling purposefully at the material, "Now I've got all day."

#eek #ghost x reader #prompt rb

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captainjamster · 8 days

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