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Thought of the Day: Will is not enough. Act!

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Depending on my mood tomorrow, I might declare war to the Italian 40k community.

I'm a honorable soldier of this nation yet all my glory is worth nothing to them. Unacceptable.

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Putting oils in the bolters that turn the machine spirits gay.

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Guilliman: YOU BROUGHT KONRAD CURZE TO MACRAGGE?!?!

Lion:

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Guilliman: Yesterday I overheard Jaghatai saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Leman replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.

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Horus: So, Malcador was saying we're being too loud, how do we fix this?

Guilliman: We could wait for our turn to talk so we won't yell over each othe-

Lion: I suggest we kick Leman out of the room.

*Everyone looking at Leman*

Leman, already accepting his fate: Just take me away, dammit.

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This speaks for itself

[Reposted from my deleted blog Gojocat40k]

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White Scars by George Earl Abalayan

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Corvus: So what's for dinner?

Vulkan: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

Corvus: ...

Corvus: Is it soup?

Vulkan: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Corvus: Please, enough with the soup puns.

Vulkan: Wow, you're soup-per mean.

Corvus: STOP!

*One hour later*

Corvus: It's fucking tacos?!

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Guilliman: So you decided to crawl out of your hellhole and finally face me for a rematch!

Lorgar: Don't think so highly of yourself dear brother, I'm actually running away from Corvus.

- Sent by Jardorius (Instagram)

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