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My issues with chain of thorns aside, Thomas' come out was so fucking funny bc of how in character all the interactions were

Thomas, being the dramatic queen he is, simply decided to yell it out to his whole family without preamble and completely out of the blue that he's in love with a dude

Gideon ,our clueless sweetheart (bless his heart, he's trying), was like I wanna be supportive but I dont understand wtf is going on.you're in love? with carstairs? when did THAT happen? Help

Eugenia, another huge-ass dramatic queen, was like YALL HEARD HIM MOTHERFUCKERS,YOUR OPTIONS HERE ARE ACCEPTANCE OR ACCEPTANCE

And sophie, our always practical babe, was like enough chit chat all of you.When is son in law coming for dinner?

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thomas telling himself to shut up and that he sounds like an idiot is so real it’s so funny like this is all because of alastair. in fact thomas is the type of guy to smile at his phone when alastair texts him, the type of guy to giggle and blush like an idiot, and the type of guy who kicks his feet . i hate to say it ... but he is so babygirl

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perfect love letter doesn't exi-

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10/10 better than most romcoms I've seen and read

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"And he'd checked already to make sure that the Carstairs carriage was gone, which meant Alastair and Cordelia had already left for the party. Telling himself that he was being ridiculous, he raised a hand and knocked firmly on the door.

Which was answered immediately by Alastair.

"What are you doing here?" said Thomas indignantly.

Alastair looked at him with his dark eyebrows peaked. "I live here," he pointed out.""

Perfect, flawless

Not one second here in which Thomas hasn't been a disaster. Most of his scenes are making me laugh, I love him.

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We fail as a fandom if we don't talk more about the fact Alastair teaches Ari's pet parrot rude persian words (and will not be stopped even by a very tall person's opinion on the matter)

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gotta love how miscommunication is the main theme in the last hours but alastair is like “i don’t care if the last time we saw each other was when i told you it was impossible for the two of us to be together, i will be sending a note to interrogate you on why you send me a message calling me stupid"

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Dearest James Herondale, are you absolutely sure your father has never ever been angry with his parabatai in his life? Are you super sure? Are you doubtless? Are you certain? By chance, have you, uh, tried asking your mother? Just by chance?

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thomastair lives rent free and happily in my head as the only couple that truly got everything in this book and didn't lose character development in the process

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alastair being quite a bit sillier than anyone gave him credit for >>>>>

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headcanon of the day is that thomas always sleeps with his head on alastair’s chest so he can hear his heartbeat and reassure himself that the person he loves the most is still alive and he’s not losing him as well. his biggest fear is losing another person he loves

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Thomastair is Chot's great highlight aren't they?

Alastair stole my heart on this book, and even their drama is hilarious

Alastair self sabotaging: Oh no Thomas we can't, your friends will never accept us, especially Matthew

Matthew: Im actually fine with it bruh. My life is a dumpster fire and I've seen weirder shit happen

James: I'm your brother in law, ding dong

Kit: my crush is currently in jail, I really don't have the moral high ground to judge anyone.And I wouldn't anyway

Alastair: Oh... well, Thomas you couldn't possibly want me, wretched being that I am

Thomas: *being the embodiment of the homer simpson-going-down-a-staircase-on-a- wedding gown meme when it comes to alastair since day fucking one* I want you baby

Alastair: are you sure? Like sure, sure? I'm bad for you

Thomas: I AM SURE, I LIKE BAD (and no, you're not)

Alastair: gay panicking and sweating cause the excuses ran out

Thomas: all ready and willing to spend the rest of his days with alastair and have his persian babies

Sophiedeon: We love you, but BITCH CALM THE FUCK DOWN

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charles: you can’t understand what it means to be carrying a secret like this

thomas: dude we’re all gay here

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""I wouldn't feel the way I do about you if you were the same person now that you were last year."

Alastair looked at him. He said, his voice husky, "I thought you liked me last year."

Thomas stared at him. And, unexpectedly, Alastair started to smile. "I was teasing you," he said."

They have the most fun dynamic of the couples 💕

Or maybe I'm biased because I actually like both of them as characters, but still, they're fun

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𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑜𝑤 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑦 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑠, 𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒, 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝐼 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑖𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝐼 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡ℎ 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑘 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝐼 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑖𝑛 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒, 𝑎𝑛𝑑, 𝐼 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑖𝑡.

𝑃𝑟𝑎𝑦 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝐶𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑎, 𝑡𝑜 𝐿𝑢𝑐𝑖𝑒, 𝑡𝑜 𝑇ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑒𝑠, 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝐴𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑟. 𝐼 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐿𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑛 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑚𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝐼 𝑎𝑚 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦. 𝐵𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐴𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑙 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢.

𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒, 𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑤

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