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mmm soob

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The house party by Gabriel Picolo

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I completely flooded the back of house today and everyone failed to react like a human. The person who noticed tried to alert me by standing directly behind me, pointing at the floor, and going ‘water’. And when I turned and looked, all I could muster was ‘oh thats cool.’ Really calmly.

And then my manager darted for the mop bucket like CAN YOU TWO DO SOMETHJNG PLEASE STOP JUST WATCHING IT

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I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

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honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

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I'm like if a prey animal was full of rage

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I know that’s kind of the go-to thing to show that a vampire character is “one of the good ones” or whatever but it actually seems a little bit more fucked up for a vampire to steal blood from a blood bank than for a vampire to attack people for blood, at least as long as it’s not the kind of vampire where a bite is instantly lethal like it never stops bleeding. 

People can recover from losing some blood but blood bank blood is constantly in short supply and is reserved for people who imminently need blood transfusion of a specific blood type or else they die.

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the best steven universe character was blue zircon, who in about six minutes of screentime has an anxiety attack, packbonds with the alien she’s assigned to defend, and accuses a dictator of intra-familial premeditated murder

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:(

(Orig)

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Black Friday has arrived! There’s a 25% discount on my prints, so head on over to my shop to get some artwork for your walls! I just updated it with all of my most recent artwork, but you can find my older work on there too: inprnt.com/gallery/loish

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Baby’s first Pokemon game 💜

(I helped my friend get a Switch and I restarted my Violet so I could walk them through the game)

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expectations

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when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

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just discovered something really good