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at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean
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Buy the Massachusetts Ape Drops to give yourself what experts are calling “turbo monkey liver failure.”
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pass the bong this shits unbearable
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i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing
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my body is a machine that turns weed into smoked weed
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instead of having to search on indeed, girls should have 100 dolarls inserted into their bank account ever hour. from the governemtn
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does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing
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Thay r adding new tqarot card the faggot
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they should invent sleeping that makes you less tired
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honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water
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i will admit i have looked upon men with a lustful gaze in my time
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A fun fact about me is that my back hurts.
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