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like at this point im not even upset my cat hasnt caught the mouse its the fact that the mouse is so clearly out witting him at every turn. to make things even worse the mouse now has a mouse nephew thats also eating my cheeses and what not

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great pyrenees are so fucking awesome theyre just big. if i didnt think that owning one was a supremely bad idea for me in particular id get one. i just think itd become my boss or something. im too lazy for a working breed truly

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this is a cinematic masterpiece

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time

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i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

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My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

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this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

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i’m losing my mind

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i think you should killyourself right now

can u hold my hand ive never done it before and im nervous