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‘Many of the characters I’ve played have been betrayed. I mean, Loki does a lot of betray-ing. He’s both betrayer AND betrayed. Although in his mind, he would justify it. Unfortunately, it’s retaliation. A cycle of retaliation, as we know, is a fool’s errand.’

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[At Disneyland on the teacup ride]

Tony, Steve, and T’Challa: *spinning calmly, enjoy their ride in peace*

Peter, Shuri, and Bucky: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

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Fanfiction in a nutshell:

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#deadfromsexyreadingtimes

The good boy

(Steve x Bucky AU)

Story: Steve Rogers is a spoiled annoying rich kid, Bucky Barnes is the handyman/poolboy that works for Steve’s parents. They can’t stand each other.

You know what happens next ;)

Word count: 3810

Warning: Explicit M/M smut. Dirty talk, delayed orgasm, anal fingering, hand jobs. Submissive Steve and (kinda) dominant Bucky.

(Yes that last bit caught me off guard too because I had planned on making Steve the dominant one but Bucky wasn’t having any of that.) This is shameless smut with a bit of feels on the side.

This is a One shot for now, I may add more one shots with these two later if inspiration strikes again.

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The good boy

Steve Rogers is an ass.

He’s the most arrogant, selfish, smug son of a bitch Bucky Barnes has ever met in his entire life and he hates everything about the guy.

Except that he doesn’t. 

Steve Rogers is the most beautiful man Bucky Barnes has ever laid eyes on, and even though Bucky tries -and Bucky tries really fucking hard- it’s damn near impossible to keep his eyes off Steve. 

Like right now, when Steve was laying on his back sunbathing next to the pool wearing tiny dark blue swimming shorts and sunglasses, and absolutely nothing else. 

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Peter, v-logging with his phone camera: Hi I’m Spi- I mean, Peter Parker, and today we’re going to witness firsthand people’s reactions after they’re told they have big dick energy. Let’s go!

Peter: What’s up, Thor. Dude, I just wanted you to know that you radiate big dick energy today.

Thor: God of thunder in the streets, god of big dick in the sheets, I suppose.

Peter, checking to see if he’s still recording then proceeding to give a thumbs up: I stan so hard. Legends only.

Peter, bumping into Steve reading the paper: Cap! Ah, have a moment? Word on the street is that you have big dick energy. Thoughts?

Steve, choking on his coffee: I-I guess the serum did have… its effects…

Peter: Oh my god.

Peter, finding Bucky watering flowers: Hey, man. Love what you did with your hair today, may I enlighten you on the fact that you have, putting it modestly, very big dick energy?

Bucky, looking into the camera like he’s on the office: …Parker what the hell.

Peter, breaking into the sanctum: Wow doctor, looks like you got a super serious case of chronic big dick energy there.

Strange: Listen. There���s kinetic, potential, thermal, chemical, electrical, even the vague concept of dark energy. But there is no big dick or whatever you just—

Peter: You’re no fun.

Peter, after buying a plane ticket and flying to Wakanda unsupervised: As king and black panther, your highness, your reign is supreme and so is your big dick energy.

T'challa, amidst a breakdown: Noo!!! Stop!! You and Shuri, I am begging you, please, I have no idea what that means!!!!

Peter, approaching Tony relaxing on a lounge chair: Now for The Man. The one and only, genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. Mr. Stark, are you aware you have big dick energy?

Tony, lowering his shades: Kid, I invented big dick energy.

Peter, tearing up: I know.

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For reference, this is what she’s talking about :

In conclusion: Fanfic is important, there’s nothing wrong with writing or enjoying it and the cast and crew of Good Omens are a gift.

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And I desperately love all of your stories.

(Sorry to be weird)

The Painters Touch - Part 1 of 2

Rating:Explicit

Tags: Gifted (Movie 2017), Frank Adler/Reader, Frank Adler, Female Reader - Character, NSFW, Slow Burn in Chapter 1, Sexual Content, Asshole Pet Cat, AU, Alternate Universe, 

Frank Adler x Reader

Summary:

Having hired local contractor Frank Adler to paint your cottage, you find yourself spending your days fantasizing about putting his hands to use to help you out in places other than painting your home. 

Chapter links below the read more break;

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What the hell?! What the hell?! Not DC again?!

A Job Million PRs Would Die for - Ch. 38

That Time We Studied Risk Management

Pairings: Loki x Reader

Summary: Fresh out of university and looking for work at a PR agency, you never imagined that Tony Stark would offer you your first job. You may want to reconsider, because you will be handling the public image of someone who isn’t exactly an Avenger. It is a job a million PRs would die for. You might just end up dying for real.

Chapter Summary: You deal with the fallout of Tony’s stunt.

Masterlist || Part 37 | AO3 || Part 38 | AO3

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This was beautiful. ❤️

I’ll See You When You See Me.

Anonymous Asked: What do you say about a shy handmaiden and Loki fiction? Like a forbidden love and she not believing him when he tells her he likes her and things like that

@mylovelycrazyworld @acrossyourneck @janebrownnie @nephalem67 @thatweirdwalangpake @archy3001 @kcd15 @devilbat @midnight-queen-1 @littlefrogstuff @princerowanwhitethorngalathynius @kinghiddlestonanddixon @hiddlefan81 @lady-crowned-with-stars

I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS!!!

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loki: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.

thor: Brother, I think you mean cards.

loki, pulling three knives out of his sleeves: I do not.

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Get ready. We have a city to burn. 16th April 2020 Pre-order now: https://www.cyberpunk.net/pre-order

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Ahhhhh I love this!

No Lizards In The House!

AN: This is a thing, no idea if it’s any good but I like it so I’ll leave it at that!

@acrossyourneck @janebrownnie @nephalem67 @thatweirdwalangpake @archy3001 @kcd15 @littlefrogstuff @hiddlefan81 @midnight-queen-1 @devilbat @kinghiddlestonanddixon @mylovelycrazyworld @princerowanwhitethorngalathynius

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Sigyn: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart, and capacity to feel.

Loki: You take that back!