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no bc literally wtf is it about minecraft that compels straight married men to recreate gay tragedies

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shout out to those people who get tattoos of entire iron maiden album covers

#iron maiden

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i hope guillermo embezzles funds from nadja's nightclub

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look guys i think i get where people are coming from when they say nandermo is queerbait. i know this is a controversial opinion so just hear me out:

it’s just that It's been one week since you looked at me. cocked your head to the side and said, "i’m angry". five days since you laughed at me. saying, "get that together, come back and see me". three days since the

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With each passing minute, you are one minute closer to your next cheeseburger.

#please fuck i want a cheeseburger

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laszlo is partaking in a time-honored parental tradition: watching hgtv

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what’s osha’s stance on wraith-related loony toons shenanigans in the workplace?

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What if they reprinted really gory and dark novels with those bland Canva clip-art covers you see on every Wattpad-sourced romcom these days

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My mom bit off the top of a crucifix.