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i made this poll a while ago and watermelon won, which to say the least had many members of the mangoenthusiast.com up in arms about it, so settle this for once and all

no third option, propaganda is welcome. reblog after voting <3

#okokok hear me out i live in europe and the mangoes here at least have a texture that i cannot stand #i love the taste but theres so many strings and veins and shit i cannot eat like 80% of mangoes i find #and that makes the whole concept of a mango stress me out😭

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#am i the only one who is lowkey pissed that instagram uses the term mutuals too?? #like thats such a tumblr word to me #and then insta uses it as a word for people you and a second account both follow #i get that its just a word and ut has a lot of meaning but MY meaning of it 2 ppm who mutually follow each other (preferably on tumblr lol)

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Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

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we dont know anything about Benoit Blanc's husband except that hes called Philip but i want him to be a retired jewel thief who Benoit met during a case after he was hired to locate some stolen diamonds and Philip was posing as a gardener and Benoit kept asking him increasingly complicated questions about gardening so Philip thought he was onto him but really Benoit just thought he was hot and asked Philip out but the entire time Philip was like this is some kind of gambit so kept getting weirder and weirder until Benoit was like what is up with you so Philip confessed the whole thing and Benoit was like oh shit. but the guy he robbed was a total asshole so Benoit was like whatever it's fine so they started dating and the diamonds ended up paying for their apartment

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Amaury the chocolate guy has done it again

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Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

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I’m not sure who needs to hear this but it’s normal and okay to be DISABLED by your DISABILITY.

Sometimes it is going to stop you from doing things, and that’s okay. Sometimes it’s going to get in your way or make you struggle or cause problems in your life. But that’s okay, that’s why it’s called a disability.

You don’t need to fight yourself or “not let it hold you back” because a lot of times it will, but that’s the point.

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Be gay do crime but in Barvaria and we're putting these everywhere

#in austria where im from its all but mandatory to use the *innen form #or at least is really really normalized in vienna (the capitol) #while i was in school the students were all lowkey pissed abt that bc its more to write hahaha and i did see some more serious resistance #from the general public #but damn its interesting to see how other places (and their insane ass catholic leadership) take it to such an extreme

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Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

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Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this. 

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#my german speaking ass just read it as “ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch” which honestly fits too lmao

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

#me re emerging every few months without the energy to respond to jack shit and just reblogging a few posts before dissappearing again

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Did I unexpectedly tear up when reading this? Yes, yes I did.

From Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin