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Soap: Goldilocks was so stupid for not wanting to sleep on a bed too big for her.

Soap, faking a little girl’s voice: Oh noooo, I’m too comfy! … Shut up.

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SOAP MACTAVISH 🧼 IN “COUNTDOWN” | MODERN WARFARE II

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Random bad Guy:"I have evidence you are cheating on Soap. You are going to do what I want or I send him a Video of you kissing Ghost."

Roach:"he also kisses Ghost."

Random bad guy:"what?"

Roach:"we all kiss Ghost...he needs it. if we don't he thinks we hate him."

Random bad guy:"the fuck?

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only then can you belong to me

#cod #THE 25TH ANIVERSARY EDITION IS SO GOOD #tHE COSTUNES ARE TOP NOTCH AND MAKE ME GO FERAL EVERY TIME #speaking of WHICH somethin something soapghost something something the mask in why so silent #all in all excellent post op and your opinions are so right

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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

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Kitty meow meow cat meow meow wow

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he’s here

#cod #FVUFV #penguin seal whale

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Sergeant MacTavish meets Sergeant MeowTavish 😁

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Frog Ghoap....

And yes Soap is keeping the Mohawk.

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Been drawing them happy too often recently

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Soap: *quietly cursing and grumbling in the bathroom.

Gaz: *popping his head in "You alright bruv?"

Soap: "No! Never grow out yer mohawk." *continues angrily fucking with his hair and getting more and more Scottish in his mounting rage.

Gaz: "Wasn't plannin' on it."

Soap: "This is the most annoying shit, shoulda shaved mah head, let it all grow out, then shaved the hawk back."

Gaz: "That woulda been smart, yeah."

Soap: "But am I smart?!"

Gaz: "w-"

Soap: "No! Ah'm horny! And stupid. And want Ghost to pull mah hair. And braid it."

Gaz: "Don't you have a PhD in chemistry?"

Soap: *glaring with his hair all fluffed and fucked up "Ah'm book smart."

This was not the first, nor will it be the last, time Gaz finds him like this.

Sincerely, someone who's mohawk is finally long enough to braid, and it was such a pain in the ass to grow out I'd never do it again.

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Don’t know why I love to see him in these weird angles. Plus this outfit is my fave on him in COD

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Soap: We can explain.

Price: Can you?

Gaz: If you give us thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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soap, touching a scar on Ghost: and what’s this one from?

Ghost: picture this. you’re ten. you’re the coolest kid because you have the giant crayola crayon box *dramatic pause* with the sharpener. You’re walking home. You’re hiding the crayons under your school stuff so that way your little brother doesn’t steal them and also so your dad doesn’t throw them out.

Soap: uh-huh.

Ghost: Anyway, I got jumped by a bunch of older kids for some reason and my crayons broke.

Soap: and the scar?

Ghost: oh, I fell out of a tree at recess.

Soap: …. why did you tell the crayon story?

Ghost: so you fall in love with me for being super cool and having the cool crayon box. And it happened the same day.

Soap: ….. your mind works in mysterious ways.

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*after a mission went south*

Price: What the fuck happened out there??

Soap: I borrowed Kyle’s braincells and lost them

Price: What???

Gaz: He owes me braincells and I owe Ghost braincells

Ghost: Those weren’t even mine! I got them from Nik!

Price:

Soap: Can I borrow some braincells? I swear I’ll pay you back-

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