happy birthday, old coot
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I've had a conversation with an old college friend a couple months ago and she told me where she lives now, it's not permitted to have your children share a bedroom, which surprised me. And she also thought it was abusive to do so. So, yeah, poll time.
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whiteboy yaoi fans used to have sort of a herd structure that allowed them to survive independently, even synthesizing their own food: a bland but nutrient-rich slurry known as “johnlock”. however as urbanization and hunting season have thinned their numbers (good thing), they have evolved into a parasitic lifestyle, and now spawn in the notes of lesbians’ personal posts at light levels 7 and below
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Getting really sick of all the "There's No Place Like Chrome" ads on youtube. There's Firefox. Firefox saves your passwords. Firefox autofills things if you want. Firefox also does things that Chrome doesn't like allow adblockers, and it does not mine your data and sell your information for advertising purposes. Google is really trying to push people to use Chrome so they can take as much data from users as possible in order to make as much money as possible and it's borderline sinister.
Anyway, download Firefox.
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found poetry is really useful as a sort of warning shot. like if you start finding poetry that's your warning that you need to take a few days off making big decisions
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Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you
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forgor his pants. how embarrassing
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hey girl i mean any pronouns
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repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
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