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#will reblog every time i see

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

#vhxkgicfjxkgcjfcjt #dungeon meshi

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i still hate y’all bitches who say oc x canon shit is cringe like bitch you have ANY idea how flattered i would be if someone made an oc for my fantasy world? how utterly PSYCHED my ass would be they loved a character so much they fleshed out one themselves just 2 be with one of mine? fuck y’all haters

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Those videos that are like “sorry millennials but gen alpha thinks side parts/skinny jeans/high ponytails/whatever are cringey” are so painfully embarrassing can you IMAGINE being in your ENTIRE THIRTIES and caring what a twelve year old thinks about you??

#this #idc what a child thinks of me im keeping my side part

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#so i picked all dogs go to heaven bc that movie was on repeat when i was little #but so were a ton of other movies bc i was very neurodivergent #and i was obsessed w animals as a kid so one animal hyper fixation to another yknow? #and it was either dogs cats or penguins #penguins were a special interest of mine for like 3 years straight #so id say happy feet #and this english dub japanese penguin movie my dad got out of the discount vhs bin #it was like skipper or flipper or something #about a little penguin and his pink penguin friend and a dog i think???? #also pebble and the penguin #i looooooved penguins i can probably recite all these movies still

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#maybe its bc CA knew his dick game was on point js #TAG STEAL BECAUSE SBKDBDKDBDMDBDN #im cryin #but ur not wrong alecks i wish he was marryable

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medieval judge: i sentence you to a swift and painless death in private with all of your clothes on

gay masochist pervert criminal: NOOOOOO PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!

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Cat House Palooza

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people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

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