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jazz-induced psychosis

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he was a spy, he was a spy, can I make it any more obvious?

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happy workin boys youtube release to all who celebrate

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there's something kinda funny to me about certain ways scar tends to be drawn because it's like. okay imagine hypothetically you took a distillation of fanon scar designs and showed it to someone who's never even heard of a minecraft, and asked them what they think this guy might be like. we're ignoring context here, pretend we're showing them a ref sheet. and it's like, alright, here's a rugged looking buff guy. nice abs. lots of scars. he's got a smug grin on his face. very shirtless. he looks like the love interest in a bodice ripper. i bet he's got some dark angsty secret he keeps buried underneath that suave facade. but not buried too deeply, just enough to intrigue.

and then you go watch third life and he is like a cat whose owner keeps desperately trying to make him stop eating plastic.

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Hatchetfield fans how’re we doing

#makin me think about grace and richie’s friendship #which would be beautiful #and also ms mulberry and officer bailey’s relationship #and also quality billted bonding <3

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professor hidgens sacrificed himself so the world could see workin' boys and i think that's beautiful 🙏

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having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

#me: i like (person/character with wavy longish hair) #friends: of course you would

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There is a new Chrome extension that detects if a video you’re streaming has a strobe in it, will freeze the video and stick this warning up there until you approve it.

WHERE THE HELL HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE????

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good morning to fat bitches and furry porn artists and transgender women who are actually 2-8 individuals in a trench coat. and everyone else i guess

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one of the chocolate guys videos appears on your dash. you pause your scrolling to watch it, trying to guess what he’s making because this doesn’t seem to be one you’ve seen before. as the video goes on you get more unnerved and impressed — he seems to be making a whole human being this time, and it’s uncannily realistic. it’s even filled with candied fruit and sweet pastries in place of organs, red velvet cake and a cherry reduction making up flesh and blood beneath the chocolate. but something feels off. the person he’s making seems strangely familiar. upon the final reveal, you know why. amaury guichon has created a perfect replica of you

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“Vampire help hotline, what can I do for you?” “I just… I miss garlic bread…”

#smth klaus whould say if he was a vampire

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