Statements I would absolutely love to see:
Person has grudge on inanimate object. This takes over their life.
Itching
My house hates me oh god oh god
My computer is fucking BLEEDING
I keep causing people's deaths and I don't know why I swear it's accidental
Trapeze artist dies falling from the trapeze over and over again
Teeth
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USA and Australia fit together almost perfectly.
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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen
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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
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It's not lost on me that part of my job as a fiction writer is helping people imagine things. Like you couldn't think of this yourself so let me walk you through it.
I also have this happen to me when I read. Like yeah I can't imagine what it's like to go on a scientifically accurate space adventure. Walk me through that. Help me take my time with it.
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which is definitely not an omen
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Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust
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dm'ing a mutual you've never interacted with one-on-one is so embarrassing like. hi.... im sorry. you can kill me if you want... can i have your discord..... if not.. feel free to shoot me down where i stand... im sorry.. i'll leave..
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