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“Tips to prevent mood swings: avoid caffeine, alcohol and sugary foods” that’s me diet tho mate

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if you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions

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Barbie is ageless and unknowable. She exists beyond our feeble mortal conception of time. She always was, and she will always be.

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spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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testicle torture enthusiasts after a long day: aah time to hit the sack

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*I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys comes on*

Me:

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really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb

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bella: im so excited to see the baby i literally broke my spine and died for!

it:

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i personally think its pretty crazy that karl marx actually knew what was gonna happen to us back in 1850 like this guy comes out of nowhere at what the fuck o'clock and goes, capitalism is going to creep into every single crevice of your lives there will be nothing left and all creativity and integrity will be taken away like. he just said that    and it was correct

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tbh the worst thing about being a self aware mentally ill person is that people assume that because you understand your illness you’re automatically able to actually apply your knowledge to your life and cure yourself

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Can you ever feel your heart physically ache bc damn that shit hurts

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holding hands with someone is actually the most outrageous form of casual intimacy!!! it makes me fucking crazy!!!! like you’re just walking together and you hold onto eachother just because you like being close?? the tenderness!!!!! the romance!!!!! i’m losing my mind

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marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean

that’s stone and someone made it look transparent

do you see that fabric?

do you see that fluffy pillow?

do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?

no you do not because that’s all fucking marble

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If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

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