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The fandom gave Alastor a harem, now he has to handle it

Why choosing one ship? Why multiship? Make them a polycule!

First, they teamed up and convinced Alastor to buy a phone (and to not destroy it two minutes after, disgusted with himself with how much he is willing to compromise for those fuckers). Things escalated from that really bad choice, and what started as 'Making a groupchat will make it easier to handle all of them blowing up my phone with messages and calls and those weird meeme things', is now half a nightmare and half a constant supply of amusement and flattery. They are a menace, singularly and collectively, and he has no idea how he found himself in this situation, but he can admit he finds it... tolerable. For some reason. Even if it involves him still having his phone showing 28 missed calls, a number of text messages he doesn't even want to focus on, least he starts reconsidering his life choices, and having to text the "Alastor's harem 🔥🫶🦌" group chat (he doesn't know who came up with the name and he doesn't want to know. Patience is a skill he refined at this point, for survival.) with reassurance and sweet words, when he merely spent an afternoon minding his own fucking business. Alastor: "Now, now, sweethearts, i was merely busy slaughtering a few Sinners. What is the matter?" Angel: "I am trying to be a good guy looking for redemption but without drugs or you, i am bored as fuck." Vox: "When you ignore me for a day, my soul crumbles and dies." Lucifer: "My ducks won't talk to me.

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More radiostatic domestic fluff stuff

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too much angst content with their past , I NEED THEM TO BE SILLY AND STUPID TOGETHER !!!!!!!

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If you squint, you can see baby ✨

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Jealous Alastor, anyone?

Fixed some coloring issues during the rendering and tested out some new brushes.

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she picks up on these sorts of things

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whats WRONG with these two oughdhdhhhd i cant stand them grgrhehshegrhdbsbs mushes them into a paste repeatedly

i havent drawn ship art that ISN'T a selfship in actual ages lol

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Alastor exploits his power to change peoples clothes in order to tease his “rival.”

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some radiostatic fluff cus I can <3

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I looked away and then when I looked back there was half of a new, unplanned fic suddenly written and I really don't know what happened, I swear.

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alastor hates cameras and photocameras -> conclusion: Alastor draws people.

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Vox has the vibe of a stay at home mom (Which he basically is since he LIVES in his workplace)

Vale belongs to @ciphercalamitiez

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“I’m a SHARK-” said Alastor the deer demon, “because it’s a good metaphor!’

(NO I will not do a part 2!💕)

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Vox, sobbing: Alastor, please don't leave me! I thinkk....I'll die without you!

Alastor:

Alastor: :3

Vox: ...A-Al?

Alastor: :3c *disappears for 7 years*

Vox, magically stops crying: YOU FUCKING BITCH!

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Neither of them intended for it to end up this way, but Vox’s first battle with Alastor is what really put him on the map as an overlord. It was a heat-of-the-moment fight, fueled by emotion from the rejection, but it gave Vox a massive boost in credibility that he was able to fight to a stalemate with the goddamn Radio Demon and live to tell the tale. It still grinds Alastor’s gears that he inadvertently gave Vox the final boon he needed to truly begin his ascent to power.

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Short radiostatic comic 🦌 📺