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ROXY: drinking wine is literally so embarrassing! "omg i had a glass of grape juice and now i want to post pictures of my boobs online!!" i need to be restrained

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jane gets dirk to open up so easy and even to the point of like sniffling and jane sees which makes him start shedding some tears and dirk sees and starts panicking and then theyre both looking at each other like two wet cats

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EQUIUS: D -> Everyone get unemployed. I will provide for us

KANKRI: I a6h9r h9w safe every9ne in the c9mments feels a69ut 6eing entirely dependant 9n a p9tentially danger9us 6enefact9r.

EQUIUS: D -> I’m nice…

NEPETA: :33 < he’s literally nice

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MOM: alrihgte kidoz, im tellin you your spanich test resutls!

MOM: rosey, yuo get an a+. :)

MOM: jadesy, you get a a-, you didd amayzing, but you forgort the squiggly thigns on top of some of the leters!

MOM: adn david, you turned in an emptty hamberger wraper for your test. c+.

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WV: YOU, GIRL.

WV: DO THE ESTROGEN THING.

JOHN: what?

JOHN: i don’t know what that is.

JOHN: stop calling me a girl, i am a boy.

WV: YOU DON’T KNOW THAT YET.

WV: DO THE ESTROGEN THING.

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time

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if you are struggling with choosing which fundraisers to support, please consider donating to the following places providing medical aid, food, and other supplies to palestine at this time:

donate to doctors without borders here

donate to careforgaza here, providing food, medicine and clothing

donate an e-sim to gaza today

donate feminine hygiene kits for women in gaza

donate to the palestinian civilian relief fund

donate to the palestine children's relief fund

donate to the world food programme

donate medical aid for palestinians

donate to the united nations relief for palestine refugees

donate to healpalestine

if you are looking for individual fundraisers to donate to but are struggling to choose, gazafunds gives a spotlight to fundraisers that are not close to their goal.

instead of watching and supporting eurovision tonight, please instead boost this post & donate if you can. keep your eyes on rafah.

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Guess who's NOT working on things they're supposed to again </3

Anywaaays Strider siblings go to rewatch the Barbie movie :3

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happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

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Jarkov Mammoth

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oh shit dude youre funkin. yOU BET I AM,

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Rudimentary things for today. Queue applause from the fishing enthusiasts

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BRO: man why did we ever stop worshipping golden idols this shit rules

LIL CAL: IF YOU MIX SULFUR, CHARCOAL, AND SALTPETER TOGETHER YOU WILL BECOME A POWERFUL SORCERER

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EB: there’s a girl on the train knitting so aggressively and quickly that her needles clack like some sort of cartoon character and i am super intimidated.

EB: she smashed out a shawl in like 35 minutes and now she’s aggressively eating a sandwich. i can’t.

EB: that sandwich is gone. packet of chips? gone. fuel for the knitting machine she is. at it again.

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Being a weird little girl as a kid provides two options to you: becoming transgender or becoming a weird adult woman. Both of which are things the world needs more of

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just got yelled at for getting annoyed when, after asking for a paper towel specifically, my brother said "did you mean a paper towel or a wipe". how the FUCK am i in the wrong here. i literally specified. i said EXACTLY what i wanted. i did absolutely nothing wrong here what the fuck

#my mom did jt yesterday too. yelled at me for asking my brother if he took his meds. #like. sorry im trying to be helpful?????? i thought you wanted me to do everything for him??? what happened to that???????

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my dad just asked if i cleaned a pan that was on the floor. its on the fucking floor, what do you think i did with it. how the fuck are you 35 and this peabrained