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they need to make a wuthering heights emoji for when u need to quickly express the emotion "heathcliff it's me i'm cathy i've come home i'm so cold let me in your window"

#yeah this is my 4/1 gag. you get 2 posts 👍

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if you’re cold, she’s cold. let her in your window

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#GLAD TO HEAR IT

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#FNDKDNDKDBKND

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The number of friends I've had in straight relationships where the guy outright refused to touch her if she didn't shave her pubes. Fellas this is beyond embarrassing it is outright misogyny and abusive coercion over someone else's body. Get the fuck over yourselves and embrace bush or perish.

#im not gonna ‘official bush post’ this one bc it feels like an important topic which should be talked about and not a funny haha. #i did want to make sure it got shared though -soleil

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i got an instagram ad that was like “40% of your female friends shave their pubes” and it was supposed to be like you should too buy our razors but me personally i found that so inspiring. that’s less than half and with your help we can get that number even lower amen

#A FUCKING MEN BROTHER

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#I LOVE THE BUSH SWEEP HERE. YESS!!! YESSSSSS!!!

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Pubic hair more like public hair #show bush

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girlies don’t shave that thang it’s bad for the environment

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the first indication this is fake is the commentary included in the quadrilogy boxset is just the commentary he did for the 20th anniversary in 1999, the second is there is zero evidence for this outside this website and this specific reblog, however im insufferable and must know the truth so im currently watching the ridley scott “quadrilogy boxset” commentary right now . see u in 2 hours maybe

#no bushes were harmed in the making of these movies 😌

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every jumpsuit and techsuit should be a little bit slutty and show bulge with dickprint and let your nips poke through

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as above ( hairy armpits) hairy pussy (so below)

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they call it a happy trail cuz u see it and get so so so excited yippee!!!

#fuck it. bush-adjacent post.

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call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush

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you can just say “bush” and you lesbians go wild like do y’all not remember what he did

#first post on this blog!!! yayyyyy #soleil

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our curated collection of tasteful bush posts. co-modded

simon. 24. he/him. white transmasc (tme) butch

soleil 23 he. they or she if im in the mood for it. goth transmasc femme lesbian! tme & white

“haha that’s crazy both of those names are from—“ we know. we both play it. don’t bother us about the animated series. we’ve seen it. we hate it.

submissions, asks, and dms are open but don’t send things that are graphic w/o asking first please 😅

men, minors, and terfs dni. no “male lesbians” or “bi/pan lesbians” please. otherwise all wlw & nblw are welcome! do not drag us into discourse we are just here to enjoy bush

#posts will likely start out fairly slow but hopefully as the blog gets bigger we’ll pick up traction #i think i hit everything! well try to tag whos posting what but simon doesnt use tumblr much afaik so well see