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tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, i’ve already heard your “oh the great red spot is an std” jokes, and i don’t care. and btw, the logistics of fucking the rings of a planet don’t make any sense. have fun trying to put your dick through a bunch of jagged rocks and ice, you piece of shit

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"college is the best years of your life" "college is for meeting new people and expanding your mind" wrong. college is for discovering new types of grief. also the timeloop

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i haven’t been okay one minute in my entire life ever

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me. me when a poem says something ive felt before

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happy anniversary

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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This update got me feeling like

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can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

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I love when fiction makes the audience feel guilty about their role as the audience. When something fucked up is treated as a joke but later it's recognised how fucked up it was and the audience feels guilty for finding it funny. When a character breaks the fourth wall to plead for help, and you can't do anything so you just watch. And you know that the characters pain isn't real, but they're begging for help and you're not helping because their suffering is entertainment for you

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there needs to be a jesus on the cross emoji that i can use any time i have to go to work in an hour

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if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins

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they need to invent a way out that isn't through

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