Whoops, there goes his bacon
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Geeky might be the wrong word but I’ll take it.
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I hate making promises and keeping them. Sometimes it's so hard to not break them.
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I just want to fall asleep like a normal person. Instead I’m on the brink of relapsing and screwing everything up again.
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I am miserable during the day, because I am awesome at night. Don’t let the daytime, morning larks fool you into sleepwalking through life.
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I may get shot by the rest of Missouri but
Obama 2012!
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This is long-awaited story, and I am finally ready to tell it.
It all begins with this celestial image that I uploaded as my student ID picture:
Then, out of the blue, I received this email:
It was a fair request. Not everyone can handle the beauty of a Farah sunrise, and...
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=D
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Gary Bettman lets the fans know how he really feels…
Tsk, Tsk.
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i am really legitimately terrified of romney winning the election
i’m british and i’m terrified.
i’m greek and i’m terrified
i’m brazilian and i’m terrified
i’m german and i’m terrified
i’m polish and i’m terrified
i’m portuguese and i’m terrified
im from outer space and i’m terrified
i’m australian and i’m terrified
i’m norwegian and i’m terrified
i’m hades and i’m terrified
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yes i would like to sign up for AP napping
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