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changeling-droneco · 30 minutes
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did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true
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Felt like doing something picture book like.
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changeling-droneco · 2 hours
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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changeling-droneco · 3 hours
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"The Brothers Grimm were important contributors to popular cultural European literature" and "The Brothers Grimm were violently antisemitic and misogynistic" are two facts that can and should coexist with each other.
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changeling-droneco · 3 hours
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So, there's a lot of USians around who are very clearly fucking fed up with their political choices this election cycle, and planning to sit it out.
And I get it! What's the point of voting if there's no one to vote for?
The thing is, I'm Australian. In Australia, voting is compulsory. We don't get to sit out our elections, and I'll be real honest with you - we don't exactly get better choices than you lot. So how do you vote if there's no one to vote for? You find someone to vote against. And there's always someone to vote against.
Now, we have the pleasure of preferential voting in Australia - We get to rank every candidate from 1 to X, and I'll tell you, there's something so cathartic about putting the biggest bastard of the lot at the very bottom of your preferences. I understand that USians don't get that option - you get to mark one person, and that's it.
That means that you get one shot, so aim it at the biggest bastard of the lot. The candidate you most utterly detest. Put your vote in the worst possible place for them. Don't even think about who that vote's going towards, that's not the point. Remember, every vote is a vote against someone. Make sure you fuck up that someone's election day!
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changeling-droneco · 4 hours
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Well. Uhh. I think we're officially at the point where Jews existing or being mentioned in media is political and in support of Israel
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changeling-droneco · 6 hours
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''dont spam rb/like'' coward. pussy. you will never survive the winter
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changeling-droneco · 6 hours
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Chag Sameach everyone!
Here's your annual reminder that it was a Plague of singular Frog (who must have been so big)
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changeling-droneco · 6 hours
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hater of socks
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changeling-droneco · 6 hours
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now with 100% less murder!
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changeling-droneco · 6 hours
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post: it’s ok to cut paper into shapes! you can cut paper into whatever shape you want
reblag tags: good post but i just know people are using this to justify cutting it into octagons or a scalene triangle and not the fun shapes like squares or equilateral triangles
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changeling-droneco · 6 hours
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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changeling-droneco · 6 hours
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"ummm you know the writer only included that because they have a FETISH right?" is always so funny to me as a disparaging comment, because imagine if people spoke that way about nonsexual interests. "the lord of the rings? didnt the author only write that because he was interested in linguistics? thanks, i'll pass" "yeah, i used to love spongebob as a kid, but i can never see it the same after finding out stephen hillenburg is a marine biologist :/"
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changeling-droneco · 6 hours
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i hate to be that guy, but the idea that gender, sex, and sexuality are ontologically pure concepts that can be rigidly defined if we simply police our language enough (our english language, because of course) is—i cannot stress this enough—a total waste of time. you may as well spend your afternoons teaching a brick how to swim
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changeling-droneco · 6 hours
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Atheistic goyim: religion sucks, people need to learn to question their religious texts and laws!!
Jews: (question their religious texts and laws)
Atheistic goyim: OMG NO NOT LIKE THAT
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changeling-droneco · 6 hours
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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.
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