met a new kinda guy on twitter today
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“夫はPCの前で正座をして毎日30分パックマンをする。いつの間にかもう10年くらい続いていて、わたしはそれを「パックマンの散歩と餌やり」とよんでいる。息子によると、「父は常人の達し得ないレベルに行ってる」らしい。これからもがんばるといいと思う。”
— 三國万里子さんのツイート (via hutaba)
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why did he say this
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my friend wrote this in his notes app while extremely drunk
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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them
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i need everyone to see this video
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Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed
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(via Xユーザーのいちこうさん: 「安定動作の秘訣 https://t.co/Ca3xLt6BqL」 / X)
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Going logged out to the youtube homepage for a glimpse into the twisted reality outside my finely curated little bubble
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The dash is feeling Tennant-y tonight, I see.
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Your straight male friends after two beers: "Hgey man can I smell your hair"
Your friend with the haunted shamisen: [plucks a baleful chord of ill portent]
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Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more
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