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Porchay: Am I gonna be okay?

Kim: No. You’re in a relationship with me. Nothing will ever be okay.

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KinnPorsche?? Again???

(deep sigh) Merry Crisis, fellow gays. 

KinnPorsche:

Keep reading

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Waiter: Are you two a couple?

Pete: No we-

Porsche: Is there a discount?

Waiter: 10% off dessert.

Porsche and Pete in unison: Yes, we’re a couple.

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Big: I can get behind murder but I draw the line at misoginy

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loll, Sky channeling major Pete energy

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Pete: Why does Vegas have to be so good-looking?

Porsche: Oh c'mon, you're handsome too!

Pete: I'm not jealous dumbass, I'm gay.

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Porchay: What is it called when you kill a friend? 

Kim: Homicide. 

Kinn: Murder. 

Porsche: Homiecide.

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Kinn: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Porsche: You are my reward.

Vegas: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Pete: Damn right I do.

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Pete: I’m in love with Vegas

Kinn: My cousin Vegas?

Pete: Thoughts?

Kinn: And prayers

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Tankhun: Welcome to the "fuck Vegas" support group, where we gather to say a collective 'fuck you' to that bastard.

Tankhun: But first, a word from our newest member.

Pete, sweating: So I may have misunderstood-

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Jungwon: I can't wait for my 20th birthday.

Jay: Oh no, when I did get this old.

Jay: I'm practically your grandma.

Jay: I must settle in my armchair with boiled sweets and dusty photos of times gone by.

Jungwon: You're 21.

Jay: Don't speak to your grandma this way.

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Jay: How was the honeymoon?

Heeseung: Jake got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Heeseung: He said "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".

Heeseung: I love him.

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Started watching the apothecary diaries somebody please save her

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KP deleted scene

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someone call HR

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Ten: This is my ex-boyfriend.

Johnny: You really have to stop introducing me like this.

Johnny: I’m his husband.