chaoticgaysstuff

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gee i wonder why i like Craig "I'll Never Overcome My Past Sins and There's No Point Trying" Boone and Arcade "Will I Ever Live for Myself Instead of the Father I Never Knew" Gannon so much

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for the longest time I've been living happily knowing that I'm he/him but my friend fucking disintegrated it with one sentence. "your vibe is like a bunch of bees in a trench coat". what the fuck am I. he/him? they/them? he/they? it/its?? he/they/it??? what is even happening I don't know anymore

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say whatever you want but in my opinion charging almost a fucking thousand for three lil packs of pads that I'll go through in one, maybe in one and a half, period is just vile, downright evil even. I ain't made of money I already have bills to pay and students loan fucking me over I can't afford this shit too

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at least i'm self aware 😌

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damien bloodmarch is all i need in my damn life god please is just one IT goth nerd infodumping to me about victorian era in the middle of the night on a cemetery too much to ask

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that said i fucking love astarion more than life itself i will die for him no questions asked

but i also wanna put that little smug ass goblin in a salad spinner

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every time there is a pretty elf boy in a game i do that stupid ragdoll animation where i flop on the floor and foam at the mouth and i hate myself with passion for that

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TOUCHEDSTARVED didn't even come out yet and I'm already hyped up beyond belief, everything looks and sounds so interesting I wanna know every single piece of lore I desperately need to cramm it into my little brainbox you don't understand I'm obsessed—