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I’ve never seen a meme with such a clear expiration date as “let’s raid Area 51 on September 20th” because some loon is gonna do it and they’re either gonna get shot or disappeared and ain’t nobody gonna be joking about it any more
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the only foreseeable downside of ultimate is that this wont happen anymore
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Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.
Reblog to save a life?
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I have panties and socks available for the Nintendo switch 🤷🏻‍♀️
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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
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what is it that about girls who are tomboys that appeal to some men? i am not judging just curious.
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Why I defend Johnny Depp
A while ago I did a thread on twitter about why I believed in Johnny’s innocence and I think it’s time to bring it here. I warn you in advance, it’s going to be a long post. 
1. First of all because just because a woman accuses a man of dv doesn’t mean I’m gonna believe her without any proof. Women can be as abusive as men. Get that through your head. 
2.  Amber first asked for divorce citing “irreconcilable differences”, not a single mention of the abuse. 
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3. Before asking for the RO, she sent an extortion letter to his team demanding cars, money, apartments, spousal support and for him to pay all her legal fees or she would go to the media with the thing of the abuse
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4. After he denied these requests she, of course, went public with the dv saying Johnny abused her mentally and physically throughout their entire relationship
5. Lets talk about the incident with his finger that happened in Australia, she wasn’t even there at the time. 
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6. We have then, the incident that happened on May 21 which by the way it was the same day that Doug Stanhope and his girlfriend were at Johnny’s house comforting him because of his mother’s death. As Doug said in his article, Johnny told them that his mood wasn’t just for his mother but that now Amber was going to leave him and I quote: “threatening to lie about him publicly in any and every possible duplicitous way if he didn’t agree to her terms" 
And that’s exactly what happened. She sent that letter demanding all those things. He refused. She went to the media. So simple.
Going back to the incident that happened that night, THE POLICE went to their apartment and saw NO EVIDENCE of abuse. No bruises, no damaged property. NOTHING. Amber refuse to file a report.  
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8. Then in May 22, the day after, she appears at a friends party and looks fine. A picture was posted on ig but was deleted. Wonder why…
9. On May 27 she goes to the court to ask for a RO with a visible bruise on her face but the day after the bruise was gone????? 
10. She said that she wanted to keep this matter out of the public eye, yet she sold pictures to People Magazine.
11. I’m gonna address here that she was arrested for domestic violence against her then partner. She went to court and was given a two year probation And of course she tried to erase her record when she met johnny. What a coincidence uh?
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And don’t come up to me saying that Tasya came on her defense because it was 7 years later. She didn’t do shit back then to try and stop the trial. And by the way, the cop that arrested her is lesbian so your argument of “she was homophobic” doesn’t fit here
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12. Neighbours and people who worked on the building where they lived saw Amber with NO BRUISES on her face. Their bodyguards said she was the one who needed to be pulled off him.
13. Amber avoided her deposition 3 times. THREE TIMES. Until the judge said it was time for her to sit down and give one. First she said she couldn’t because she needed to be in London for a fitting but that turned out to be false.
Then she was at her best friend engagement party (priorities) and so on. So confusing that she said she wanted to be divorced from him asap but wouldn’t sit to give her deposition.
14. Johnny submitted his evidence and witnesses to the court and three days after that and a day before she could have obtained a PRO she dropped everything WITH PREJUDICE. He had police officers in his witnesses list btw
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15. These are Johnny’s evidence that were presented to the court. She didn’t include in hers those text messages that apparently Johnny’s assistant sent to her and also she didn’t cite him as a witness. He was willing to testify under oath on Johnnys side. They were never verified
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16. After she said she was going to donate the money to charity  (because people were calling her a gold digger), Johnny was going to send the money directly to those charities but she refused and was going to take him to court. Again, mysterious shit going on with this girl
17. During their marriage, Johnny was seen with scrathes and bruises. She hit him in that car episode, even if it was a joke, I wouldn’t dare to hit the man who behind close doors makes me fear for my life. But whatever, it doesn’t seem important for anybody.
18. And lets talk about the video. If you think that somebody who has been abusing his wife throughout their entire relationship is going to chose to break glasses and smash cabinets instead of hitting the person, then I don’t know what to say. In the video Johnny’s pissed off about something that has NOTHING TO DO WITH HER. He says it very clearly. She asks him multiple times what happened and he replies with: “Were you here this morning?”. She says no and he answers: “Then nothing happened TO YOU this morning”. 
He tries so hard to ignore her but she keeps asking him and trying to make the problem about her to get a violent action from him but that never happens. He doesn’t even scream at her. Then she said she was sorry, what does that have to do with all of this?  And lets get this clear, he NEVER throws anything at her. He NEVER touches her.
As Johnny said in his GQ interview this fall, his mood in that moment was because he found out about his financial situation. She knew he was in a bad mood and tried to set him up. 
It’s so clear that she feared for her life when she dared to ask if he had been drinking and to record him without his consent. Then he finally finds out that she was recording him and takes the phone away from her, yet he doesn’t delete the video. Sounds odd to me.
19. Amber’s lawyers had to apologise to Johnny because of the statement they made saying Amber was vindicated in the court of public opinion because it wasn’t true. 
20. We can also talk about her controlling behavior towards him. Like in the airport where he had to say something to her so he could go and see his fans and she lets him letting his hand go with disdain. 
Or at the Black Mass premiere at TIFF where she tried to stop him from chatting with another woman and tried to pull him aside. A lot of people have said that she treated him bad, like a child. They said he loved her so much that he would do anything for her and she knew it
Johnny HAS ALWAYS DENIED THESE ALLEGATIONS. Do you really think that if he was trully guilty he would risk his reputation, the love and trust of his family friends and fans by denying the requests in that extortion letter? Makes no sense. 
Johnny’s lawyer has said Amber admitted beign violent to him and that they have evidence of her false allegations. And they seem pretty confident so, I really hope he gets the justice he deserves. 
Johnny Depp is innocent and the truth will come out.
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Congratulations, Gillette. You played yourselves.
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Congratulations, Gillette. You played yourselves.
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you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns
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