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okay I’m locking in for season 3 of the Bear

#sydcarmy #the bear #when the script is so good it bleeds into rl walk with me…

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It’s so weird to see Kaitlin play a sober “normal” person on Hacks

#Kaitlin Olson

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okay i'll bite is such a good phrase. like i will

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boys are out tonight, huh?

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The Gang Gets TikTok

Dennis constantly and unironically does those "sexy pov" videos where he talks about choking you against walls while biting his lip talking about entering you and ppl sarcastically like them and duet with him but he doesn't get they're mocking him

Dee started with the "song changes beat halfway through and jump cut to a new fashion and make up trend" but eventually spiralled into trying to use the platform to get acting cred and does "characters" but also tries to hop in on all the meme trends but always does them wrong and way too late basically an attention seeking mess and the highest amount of likes she's ever received is 60 but she tells everyone she has a fan base

Charlie does those nonsensical weird tiktoks like a non sequitur comment about cheese then jump cuts to him screaming high pitched in the basement of the bar. He becomes tiktok famous for his absurdist weird shit

Mac recycles project badass back into the mix and does what he thinks are cool stunts to badass music but everyone thinks he's a parody account because they're kinda lame plus he has videos and videos of him dancing at gay clubs or just offering his opinion on everything "as a gay man." He's also the guy who videos himself violently replying to mean comments

Frank only does uncomfortable Cursed Tiktok material. Charlie shows up in his videos sometimes so he gets a lot of crossover fans.

#oh Charlie would kill it on TikTok

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We are so back.

and I just know Carmy is going to suffer so much again 😭

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for Glenn’s birthday I will watch ONE (1) episode of sunny today and maybe try to rewatch the BlackBerry movie (it bored me the first time)

#iasip #Glenn howerton

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The fact that The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is not only the reverse of The D.E.N.N.I.S. System by name, but in its actual goal:

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System ends with Separate Entirely and begins with the avoidance of going on a date. It’s purely about sex.

The S.I.N.N.E.D. System ends with Do You Want a Tissue? Dennis’ tried and true method to secure a second date, and:

it works for Dee but she sabotages herself—because she has no interest in pursuing a man romantically; it works for Mac but he bows out—because he already has a man he’s pursuing romantically;

The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is about romance. Dating, consistently, something Dennis makes very clear he doesn't do...

Except:

"This is a man we're talking about,

it's always about him."

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mac moodboard

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#this is pure tragedy in one scene

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absolutely obsessed w his little denim look in "franks pretty woman"

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Episode of Sunny called "Paddy's Pub Gets Shut Down" where the bar gets shut down and the gang have to part ways.

Within a week all of their dreams come true for each of them and they actually become normal, healthy individuals. Mac gets a boyfriend, Dee also gets a boyfriend and an acting job, Frank has a spiritual epiphany and gets a lot nicer to his kids, Charlie gets a job as a janitor somewhere else where he gets paid well & everyone treats him nice, Dennis gets into a relationship with a high class woman with ample boobage. The next time they meet up, they're all super nice to each other and totally the opposite of their usual selves.

Then they find out the bar is fine and they can reopen so they all drop their dream lives without a second thought and go right back to their old toxic way of life.