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2023 F1 Season Prep I Winter Training

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Drive To Survive S01E08: The Next Generation

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me too, Charles, me too

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Carlos flirting with Charles as early as 2018… (x)

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the world: oscar is gonna drive in f1 in 2023

oscar, waking up from his nap: i’m what now?

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Charles Leclerc | SF Full Access | 2022 Hungarian Grand Prix

🎥: Ferrari

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for the record

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Podium

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2018 AR Sauber Charles was the best Charles. There, I said it. He had the looks and vibes of a newborn kitten and staff from other teams pulled his ears and babyfied him

The switch from that to 2019 Ferrari fuckboy demon Charles holding his own against his 4 time wdc teammate was jarring

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A very sleepy Chili 🌶️🥱

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tw: crash

I hope you never forget this sight. These vile fucking people cheering because Lewis crashed. Before he moved. Before he exited the car. Before he was confirmed to be okay. Do not EVER compare anyone to him. I hope your tongue rots if you ever say people treat him like the other drivers.

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I dear that at some point this season Carlos is going to quite literally just throw himself at Lando’s feet in front of the whole paddock. Between today & his face in the whole hoodie video he’s like a big Labrador who’s been smacked around the face by an overzealous cupid.

I SWEAR it’s going to happen and it’ll genuinely take me a second to register what’s going on because it’ll seem so pedestrian at the rate they’re going!

Also SMACKED AROUND THE FACE BY AN OVERZEALOUS CUPID 😭 poetry!

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things that make you go hmm

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no thoughts, head empty

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Carlos: We don't know the meaning of defeat!

Charles: That's right! We didn't bother looking it up in the dictionary!

Mattia: *not sure whether to laugh or cry*

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how to fix ferrari

get rid of MissionWinnow

team trip to lourdes

we get water from lourdes and wipe down the entire car with it. also the strategists. maybe the entire garage. the factory in maranello too.

human sacrifice? (suggestion: iñaki rueda)

bring back private testing

abolish budget cap 

dedicated tifosi prayer circle 24/7. preferably led by the pope himself 

rock salt? any good luck ritual from all cultures will do since tifosi are a global bunch <3

jinx the other 9 teams into flopping

poach strategists

pope visits the maranello factory part 2 

we figure what went wrong ever since 2007 and undo all the curses

we canonize enzo ferrari so he has saintly powers to protect us/curse our enemies

alternative: we resurrect enzo ferrari so he can give the factory/racing team a “stern talking to”. maybe it won’t be ethical but who’s gonna believe you? enzo ferrari is dead, right? …right?

we get a mascot. it’s a beautiful black stallion. that bites. the horse is carnivorous. we sic it on whoever costs us the W. even those of other teams yes. 

look into our ground effect era cars and see how we did the successful ones to fix porpoising etc

if the powers of God and anime doesn’t work, maybe we could try Satan? idk, or we can play both sides just in case.