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cheeselizard-blog · 4 years
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Quick introduction post
Greetings. My name is CheeseLizard. You can call me Liz. Or Cheese. Or whatever you want. I post ... stuff. 
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cheeselizard-blog · 4 years
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Imagine. You are a beetle. Searching for a female to mate with. Your buddy Ryan comes up to you and asks 'whaddup bro wanna have gay s*x'? You're like 'alright let's do it'. You do the deeds and as Ryan crawls away he says 'sike b*tch i ain't gay i was distracting you so you wouldn't go after Tiffany'.
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