cheezy-selfships

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yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

#🎩this message is not sponsored by black hat org. 🎩

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for such a violent man, his kisses are so very tender.

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me after watching my f/o commit atrocities

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that's the mood for tonight amirite fellas

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After multiple hours of being thrown around like a doll by the villain they are getting frustrated, because you somehow wont die. You are not sure what to tell them, since you are just as surprised as they are that you are still alive.

#🎩this message is not sponsored by black hat org. 🎩 #p much how our story starts

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How it sounds when I talk about my dislike of canon x canon ships as a self shipper:

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You’re not! Annoying! For talking about! Your F/Os! on your own! Selfshipping blog!!!

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#no and tbh I need to get going and make some

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Currently really feeling this image

Once I finish the art trade I'm working on I'm gonna redraw this with the characters I Really Feel like this abt

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Are your F/Os usually taller or shorter than you? ('You' as in your S/I or you in real life.)

#taller

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my favorite trope is when someone believes they’re hard to love and someone who loves them like it’s breathing.

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i love you monster selfshippers. i love you villain selfshippers. i love you horror selfshippers. i love you slasher selfshippers. i love you generally scary character selfshippers. i love y

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date a robot who can fit in your pocket

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Urge to cup F/O's face & rub those cheeks & eyebags with my thumbs

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This one goes out to self shippers who have f/os smaller than them. If your f/o needs a stool to kiss you, I’m talking to you. I know tall f/os are all the rage, and it’s hard to find positivity posts about being taller than your f/o, but I plan to change that. This is now a short f/o stan account. Let’s start romanticizing towering over our f/os like a mountain.

#rebloggin for the awesome peeps who have such darlings

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I need him so bad. (He's fictional and an asshole)

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my kink is making powerful men absolutely melt with just my attention and affection