posts that make me want to rip my heart out
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Joker without makeup .
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The big problem in this country is the glorification of the use of guns by young adults. Especially on tumblr. There's nothing sexy or responsible about posing with a gun either naked, half naked, or with drugs.
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This is a nice sign to look at. 10/10 for composition.
he looks so confident
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i love stardew modders fr
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why is this picture of garlic from wikipedia so erotic i feel like i need to avert my gaze
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cmon child safety lid you know it's me
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when the cashier at taco bell asks me to repeat how many spicy potato soft tacos i want
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black turtleneck guy: our company was founded on one simple principle—that God is a living creature and can be killed
shark tank guy: what’s the over-under on product parity?
catholic priest (watching this afterwards on a vtuber reaction video): *pauses, points at screen* that right there might be heretical
nematode worm: *caresses my brainstem*
nematode worm’s guardian angel: this one’s a thinker
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Fallout 3 was well a flawed game but the tunnel snakes are such an essential part of the fallout world to me. Whenever i play enother fallout I'm like where's the tunnel snakes
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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money
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You Can Tell A Lot about Someone theough Repeated exposure to them and the usage of your.e observational skills
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my favorite homophobic lenin anecdote is him sympathetically telling chicherin to take a break to cure his homosexuality and chicherin happily agreed because who would reject a boss giving you a free vacation and then chicherin returned to work he was like 'sorry, it didn't work :(' and lenin was like 'ok then'.
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btw saying "i hate creatives" isnt funny or quirky it just makes you seem like an asshole
not a joke i hate all art and artists
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sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris
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