the weird thing is, when I view my job as some sort of background extra it becomes much more palatable. people go to a library and see me shelving a stack of books in my cardigan and glasses (now with glasses chain!) and they go "yeah, that's exactly right. that's how it's supposed to be in a library." and for some reason, that's comforting? the work is whatever, and the customers are customers, but sometimes it feels like I'm being paid just to make sure this places looks right, and I find that very fun.
fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E's with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E's and adults fucking hated them
It’s a crime/comedy movie about two rivaling crime robbing syndicates trying to beat each other to the same deals. Pretty generic, right?
The twist is that they don’t really know anyone on the other side of the war and one day, the top agents go to steal the prize jewel, run into each other and end in a fight that results in their masks being taken off.
Turns out, the two groups are clones of each other and all the main ones are played by actors that are always confused because they look so similar.
Tom Hardy and Logan Marshal Green
Jeffery Dean Morgan and Javier Bardem
Amy Adams and Isla Fisher
Keira Knightly and Natalie Portman
The teams even have their own janitors/voice of reason!
Rupert Grint and Ed Sheeran
And, of course, the leader of both gangs and eventual main villain are Elijah Woods and Daniel Radcliffe.
note to self: just because someone did the thing you were thinking about doing, and did it way better than you could ever hope to do, doesn’t mean it would be stupid or pointless to go ahead and try to still do the thing anyway.