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Danse Macabre by Camille Saint-Saens except you can hear it inexplicably playing - by a whole orchestra no less - while lost in the forest at night. You have a gut feeling that you shouldn’t, but following the music seems like your best bet at no longer being lost. Nevermind that you keep hearing footsteps around you that aren’t yours - there’s no one there, no matter how many times you check. 

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I don’t know if it’s just me but the second someone tells me they hit their kids or want to hit their future kids I immediately never want to talk to them again.

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Like, 5,000 of that could just change my whole like.

Reblog if you need this energy

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trying kombucha for the first time

“It really smells like a public restroo- [laughs] it smells like a public RESTROOM! You know what? [takes a sip] [clicks tongue] No. Well? [giggles]”

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| That’s…. not how that works

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Please watch doom patrol, he's really good in it and it's a really good show!

i think about this a lot

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| Being a hostess at a restaurant

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none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

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when u suckin dick and u look up and they like

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Its in . . . *That* part of america

happy easter from the united states :)

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| That’s…. not how that works

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Little squeak 

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hmmm

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Kermit the Frog be like:

Today’s Top of the Day is

Miss Piggy

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That lazy eye got me

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man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….